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'My crappy dad' - based of true events.

 

Today my skirt ripped, right up to the button.
I had a jacket to cover it, but that was only temporary.
I called my dad and told him.
He said he'd drop one off for me and to wait at the head office.
I waited ten minutes, twenty, thirty, bell.
He never showed up.
I spent an entire math lesson trying not to cry.
He's been doing this my entire life, but today was the last straw.
I don't trust him anymore.

 

This might have been a bit dramatic to you, but it's true, he's never been reliable.
anyone else got a bad dad?

My dad was a polygamist who literally murdered my birth mom. Yours sounds pretty bad though

Petros wins.

That explains why he's in prison. 

:)

I wouldnt say my dad's "bad" But his flaws became very glaring once I came into my teen years. 

My dad is mormon.

Suranna wins.

... Honestly, when this poem began with the skirt ripping, I thought this story was going in a MUCH darker direction.

Well now I have the urge to take that poem and change some of the words up. Hell, already mentions crying and a lack of trust so wouldn't even need to change many.

Yeah, I see that too but this is something I found written by me years ago when I had no concept of that kind of stuff

D'awh! You sweet, Summer child ^_^

My dad rocks. Have you all considered that you may have some kind of moral or personal deficiency? 

Every day

How do I delete this thing?

You don't. It stays up for all eternity for everyone to see.

Or until it gets bumped off the front page since it isn't important enough really to go necroing it at a later date.

Thanks. It's just that someone thought that maybe this signified being SA'd by my father but it actually doesn't, it just made me feel like I was mocking it and I hate when serious things like that are mocked.

Ohhhhh honey.

You don't bitch 

Oh. sorry if this upset you

Oh honey.

Just want to say that the poem is really good and you should be very proud of it. Sorry for not saying that before and just going with my initial depraved CYS style response. You shouldn't feel the need to delete it just because CYS people say CYS shit. Its a great poem that I think most people can relate to in some capacity. ^_^

Wow. Feel free to not hold back. I read this dripping with all that snooty british sarcasm.  

Exactly.  Well done.  We Americans are not anywhere near as accomplished as the Brits when it comes to sarcasm.

I hadn't read it as sarcasm at all. Avery has been known to have wholesome moments.

Sometimes...

Well okay, rarely...

But it has happened! I cannot, however, argue with the video, that's the new canon and the only way I can read it now.

I always read sarcasm into British speaking.  Unless of course we are sharing a pint. But briar did an exemplary job of reading it with all the sarcasm that I imagined.

The accent just carries to be honest. Imagine some of the things mizals said with a British accent. Avery can say the most heineous depraved shit ever but as long as she puts a ^_^ face. It doesn't register how depraved what she just said is. It's truly the cheat code to saying what you want but still looking friendly 

Well now I want to read a compilation of Mizal posts in a sarcastic British accent.

Yes please, that would be such a funny watch lol 

I usually assume Brits are acting superior and snooty whatever they are saying.

While the Brits might rule sarcasm, they cannot hold a candle to a good old southern belle for cutting someone to ribbons under the mask of politeness and cheerfulness.

Can confirm the European version is very accurate. ^_^

Dude it's super weird that you want to bang mizal 

I don't know, she is pretty thicc. Some guys are into that. ^_^

Yeah, you never know 

 

Lmao 

Does he know she's 3D IRL?

Wait, youre telling me shes 3D and doesnt have elf ears? I think im gonna puke. Its either 2D or no D!!