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So, the article on EXP points said I can trade them for stie merchandise... but I don't see a site store, or anything similar.  Am I missing something here?

"Eventually you will be able to turn in points to gain cool merchandise with the site logo on it. You can then wear the cool stuff to work or school with you. You would be the talk of the lunchroom if you showed up using a site thermos. (In the future we just might have this available to you.) "

It was an idea that never came to fruition, I suppose.

Yup, never came to fruition.

(Purty sure it was just a joke.)

Either way the point remains the same, there is no merchandise.

Grammar Nazi fails at spelling pretty . . .  =P

Pretty sure they'd have to just make us pay for it, since I don't see any ads around that would probably be pushed miles away by the spam posts.

I dunno what you guys are talking about, I got a free CYS mug for every featured story.

I only got a CYS pen for my featured story :(

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PSSST! Hey Buddy... Over here...

The only "Site Merchandise" I'm aware of is Killa's Toaster, Aman's Mustache Trophy, and EndMaster's 'Free Rides In An Ice Cream Truck' Coupons (though I've never heard from anyone that actually took one how it went...)

I thought some nutjob scripter secretly made an equally divine replica of the toaster and launched it into space as a remote-controlled holy toast-launching weapon... Key politicians and upstanding members of CYS society are being hit by flaming toast slices flying at Mach 10 as we spea-*gets hit by toast*

Mmmmm, Toooooast . . .  *drooling profoundly*

Oh, by all means then, feel free to help yourself  ^v^

But do you have any idea how painful it is to get your skull bashed in by flaming cosmic toast!? It hurts like hell!

That actually looks rather scrumptious...

It looks like a Garry's Mod toast...

No idea what that is, man :P

You don't know Garry? It's a fun-ass half-life mod, and it's best when looked up on youtube.

What's a 'mod'?

It's when some guy goes into the folders of a game and pokes around in the code long enough to change something in the game.

And who the heck is 'Garry'?

Everyone knows who Garry is, and yet... No one knows who Garry is...

Some say he could be the B-man in a purple suit, others say that he is the true cake....

I thought it was the next step on the evolution ladder. You know, when a normal human being pledges oath to the site's admin in a complex ritual, where he is forced to tear apart his own skin with his car keys till he reaches his heart and then participates in a blood orgy with all the other mods and adminstrators who have long since lost their souls.

But yeah, game modification works to.

It's a bit late but this should help.

Yum.