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Sup I'm a cool geek.

Forget that sentence.

Hello all, I'm Thesaurus. I hope to impress people on the site with my knowledge of literature, and hope to write some decently good stories, Ta ta for now!

Vwell I hope eew love eet err, for vwe love eew! And vwelcome to ze site! :D

Ignore ze beeches!

Don't talk like Admiral Ackbar! Hello and welcome, he's just pretending of being stupid.

I hope you enjoy your time on this site. no matter how long it will be.

*whispers* Claw, don't ruin it... ;)

Ah yes, I hope ve get along vell' (Evil Chuckle)

I'm only an imposter, an imitator of the REAL admiral. He is a part of this site....he will find this thread...and he will call us "beech"...

I actually thought you were real for one minute...

Not.

I'm not real? Ffffuuuuuu.....

Seriously though, there's a person on this site with the username AdmiralAckbar :P who speaks just like that

He might not call you a 'beech',

He resorts to a wide variety of insults ranging from 'beech' to 'EENFERTIEL NERRRRDS!"

I arr not Zih emuzed :P

Ah, here is this AdmiralAckbar, greetings.

I don't see why note Admiral, I find this hilarious. *giggle* 

Now I know what to do if I want to ruin your reputation.

Beech, oll ov you just arr zih jelly of mah authentic Ackcent. Eez copyrited, get yore own niche. 

Beeches.

Lool, ah've phoonetic'leh speelll'd mah accent beck befoore it was cool. Way beck inn'et one thread wherre ah said "Farslooger". Ye ken't copehright it eff I've patented it. Free accents fer ullevye!

Basterrdz med me a damn hipsterr :P

I'ma Edison yore ass!

You do realize that none of the regulars here actually conform to those idiotical norms, right?  You're trying a bit too hard to say you don't.

No, I won't forget the sentence, but you have my welcome.

It's hard to impress I, but try as you will. Hello there!

Thanks everyone for the warm welcomes!

Welcome to ChooseYourStory.  I look forward to your writing and hope to hear more from you in the future.  Maybe I can pull you in for a party game :D

What sort of party game?

Hate to be a tease, but I have to ask JJJ first due to the depths involved :)  Suffice to say, you'll know when if it comes.

Welcome Thesaurus! Good Luck on your future stories! :)

Hey kiddo! Hope you stick around cuz rarely do i see a newbie who does....

Probly' cuz we're to cool

1. They forget.

2. They don't have the time.

3. We hate them.

#2 happens the most.

Well, I'll try my best not to do Number 2, but you may hate me sometimes...

Meh, just dont be stupid and you'll be fine

Hah! remember the story reviewer? He really didnt like us! Probably cuz we didnt like him...

He didn't exactly deserve to be liked, though. Lol.

Well that's weird... I'm a newbie and I'm still here...

Because I have disdain and scorn for you, I don't hate you, and you haven't done neither #1 or #2 yet.

Well, that would explain it. And I will not forget!

Yay, just got a profile picture!

I prefer the Webster English Thesaurus. It's written in Twine.

Meh, I prefer the classics.

Oh. I forgot to greet you. Hello, Thesaurus.

... Actually, dude, do you have a nickname? I feel weird addressing someone as a type of book. Besides, if you're going to be a type of book that lists synonyms and antonyms, it makes sense if you have a list of additional things we should and should not call you. :P

Just call him 'Saurus', makes me think of a dinosaur :P

Oh I see you've already thought of a name! :P

Shall we call him King Booker?

Theo? Dildo? Booker Dewitt?

Well..

How about Saurus?

Or TS

TS = Fuck. No.

We'll just stick with Saurus :P

Alright, Saurus it is! :)

I digress, since most of you arse-faceys just loved him to death.

Welcome to the site TheSauRus.

*sighs* fine, I'll lay off...

Call yourself whatever you want, dude ;)

Saurus is a great name! Just like the dinosaur. Hey, Saurus....

do you like Earth?bound?

It's not TheSauRus it's just simply Saurus.

Or Thesaurus.

It's an inside-joke.  ^-^  You could still call me swif[TS]t[R]yker.

Just let it bug the hell outta everyone else.

Change your username via HTML :D

I don't think there is any need.

That'd work either for only my profile page, or some very complex coding that applies to my actual profile when viewed by others.

I could only count Ford as semi-capable, and he's way beyond me.

Ask him :P I doubt it can happen, but who knows?