A tease for an RP I'm still writing, complete with 3 characters to argue with. Not very long, I guess.
Gargan pulled on his chains, hissing.
Gargan was a powerful entity, the Beast of the Mire they called him. He and his brother owned countless souls, and influenced reality in ways others could hardly comprehend... Yet, he seemed to be in a reality much like the inside of the Rift he and his brother had hoped to avoid. He was 40 feet tall when hunched, as he always was, and almost skelatal, The gristles and comparatively small muscles, his exaggerated limbs, and his massive ribs and serpentine neck giving him a slender, yet horrendously bulky frame as it squirmed with strength that would rip down any normal walls. Its eyeless, grinning face and black snake tongue, complete with a pair of venom-primed fangs, both searched the pitch black room for answers.He attempted to tap his second vision to see what was happening, but no information came to his eyes. It was as if he was in a third reality, where no visuals existed... At least not yet.
Aleister felt the glare of the holy symbol carved into a metal collar that he didn't remember putting on... He heard the tinkling of chains when he stood up.
Aleister was a demon, and a powerful one at that. Not the Aleister Crowley, of course, he was much older, and Aleister was burning among the unholy sorcerors because Belial screwed him over big-time. Faustian Bargains can still sound like a good idea when executed properly, after all. Aleister's real name was Blakognar, but such a name just doesn't do anymore. Aleister hardly gets by in this day and age, now that Mr. Crowley practically ruined the name with his infamy and made the name so uncommon. Maybe he should choose another name... Gordon, perhaps? With emphasis on the second O, of course, it does have to sound slightly demonic, for style's sake.
He was currently in his human form, long hair, a beard, pale, with dichromatically colored eyes, one gray and one purple. He wore, as many demons do, a tuxedo, which was red and black. He also wore several rings, sometimes multiple on one finger. A tuxedo was certainly an enduring article of clothing, ideal for one of old fashion. He had worn a tuxedo, with little variation, for most of the 19th, 20th, and 21st centuries.
As a human, he was tall and powerful, and in all his forms, he had a gravelly, cynical voice. Not that he couldn't change it, but it gave him an identity, and in a world where fear among mortals is power, and fear among demons is even more powerful, his identity was a critical innovation.
He was a Lord of Hell, an Archdemon, part of the management of Hell itself, and he owned 300 legions of demons. He was as close as possible to being Lucifer's right hand man. Or rather, because this was Hell, Lucifer's left hand man.
It was odd that anyone as powerful as Gargan or Aleister were so easily restrained in this dark universe were restrained so easily, but it was so, and it made Aleister angry and resentful towards whatever captor this must be...
Nathaniel's brilliant glow hardly pierced the darkness, and his wings granted him no higher vantage. He was held at the ankle directly to the floor by and unseen force. Nothing seemed to be holding his great white, shining armored boot to the ground, but yet, there he was...
Nathaniel was 10 feet tall, with white wings made from blades, heavy, clawed gauntlets and huge, spiked shoulder plates. His cuirass was also white, and spiked along the middle of the back, and he wore a white kilt of chainmail concealing his platelegs. Armor of that size, weight, and material would crush a man of his proportions, but he wore it as if it were his own skin. Even heavier, it seems, were his massive wings, whose feathers were blades made from that same brilliant white metal. Nathaniel was an Archangel, one of the top men, (and women... God wasn't sexist.) in the heavenly regime.
My goodness, it seems everyone here is in a very high position of authority, doesn't it?
When the lights came on, and it was revealed that everyone was floating around chained or stuck in various ways to invisible walls and floors. Aleister was the first to speak, his devilish spontaneity and charm never failing him.
"Snakeboy and the Human Chandelier strike again! Any of you know why I'm chained up in this realm?"
"Probably because you're such an annoying little..." Nathaniel paused, censoring himself, "Jerk..."
"Still can't get the Big Man to let you swear, huh, pissforbrains?"
"Shut up, both of you..." hissed Gargan's whispering voice,
"Why should we? It looks like we're going to be here for a long time," said Aleister, "I would know."
"You know nothing, hellspawn!" shouted Nathaniel, "NOTHING!"
"Then I guess your IQ must be in the negatives." Aleister said. He loved that the humans finally invented a numerical measure of intelligence, it was the perfect way to insult someone. They didn't have such easy pickings in the 1800s.
Gargan shook his head exasperatedly.
Suddenly, a bright, shining light blared from the center of the white room, which became a rather elegant stage, each one of them was placed, playfully, behind a podium.
"Welcome." said the light, "I am the GM."
"What?" asked Aleister, confused.
"Google the term when you get back to Earth. Of course, I won't let you remember that you're in a Forum Game when you return. I won't let you remember any of this, really. I'm here to watch you argue. You might get something in return... If you win."
"What do you want us to argue about?..." whispered Gargan.
"The subject is simple. Who do you think should control Harremshire?"
"You couldn't have picked a harder question!? The demons of course! What better way to stick it to The Man!" said Aleister
"Aren't you the Demon's equivalent of The Man though?" whispered Gargan.
"You kidding? We just punish souls, and occasionally punish Demons when they break our few rules."
"Boy do you punish them. There've been many occasions when your people have come to ME to assist them in doing so. I hear you have a 'Rape Box' down there, once they return."
"We have only a few rules though, a few!"
"I imagine your rules bore people."
"Do you realize what anarchy that would cause? What destruction!? And all just for us to smite you again!" shouted Nathaniel, "We should end these petty skirmishes and drive EVERY ONE OF YOU COTTON-HEADED NINNY MUGGINZES OUT OF HARREMSHIRE! FOR ETERNITY!"
"Fat chance, you have no conception of the forces we've been building up! And you have no idea the influence we have over humans! They're like fucking toys!"
"Forces? Like those legionaires we've slaughtered like pigs in our swamp? If your forces are that careless as to where they put their portals, and that useless when taken by surprise, I doubt the angels will have any problem with you."
"Ever fought an angel, Snakeboy?"
"No, and I doubt any of the demons you have on earth have either."
"...Good point..."
"And we're not pushovers either! I'll have you know we've been training for the end of days as if it were already upon us! And those humans? Don't think for even a second that we don't have people on our side either, who we can turn into superior warriors just as you can!"
"The end of days? really? don't you think that's a little sudden? Especially since your supposedly "selfless" god hasn't shown himself in a thousand years!"
"He could be preparing too!"
"He could have abandoned us."
"What the heck are you getting at, creature? What's your stance?"
"The humans should control Harremshire, as they always have. They've given me good business, and they've helped you both in many ways. You should fight your own wars, and leave them out of it, no matter how much better either solution would be."
"You seem to be forgetting, that's not how war works. You take every advantage you can!"
"You certainly won't be getting any advantage from Harremshire. The Rift, while your greatest resource, is ours, and ours alone. You can fight for the others, but we will protect it whether you like it or not."
"We'll see how your attitude stands when GOD HIMSELF shines down and asks for your help."
"And until then, you can both fuck off."
"Wow, great debate, guys, but there's another argument I need you to have before I'm done. Pop tarts or Struedels?"
"POP TARTS!"
"STRUEDELS!"
"...Bagels?"
To be continued. Or not.