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Really quick wanted to get off my mind. If you are one of the fucking asshole cunts  people who think flopping or drawing penalties is an honorable thing, actually take a blade and slit your jugular. It's called soccer not Juilliard school of acting. Play the game with some dignity. Nothing like watching a team celebrate a tie they had to cheat to get.

I watched my high school team go to state just last week, and I left very confused... Aren't you supposed to run the clock when you're winning, and not, say, behind 4-0 with enough time left to watch most of Zatoichi 1? Granted, the guys did manage to score once by the end, so we only managed to beat them 5-1, but still...

Well actually, I... hang on, no one gives a shit.

I don't really like soccer. And if you watch closely, the only interesting things ever happening are:

1. Remembering Brazil and Germany, aka ANAL FISTING world cup match.
2. Creative ways for the players to fake injuries.

You haven't been watching closely enough.

I thought it was called football?

Depends on where you are from.

Us Americans call it soccer. We have another kind of football.

Ballzy.

Quite the opposite. American football is Rugby for pussies.

That is what literally everyone here thinks too.

Here here!