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Umm... hey. I'm Supersonic3550 and I'm a newbie here. I... guess I'll make some stories... and stuff...

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Stuff not to know about me: I play piano. I like Dank Memes and iFunny. That's... all... I guess... ok bye....

Mmm... Comic sans is my favorite font...

Running shit off the page wasn't my intention...

Thanks for the advice...?

Hello and welcome to CYStia! I have two pieces of advice for you.

One, don't use comic sans. It's obnoxious!

Two, Good luck on your future endeavors!

What do you have against Sans?

Do you not know of  ERRORsans? He is one of the worst cancers this ste has faced. Thank god he's too lazy to make an alt. He always typed in comic sans too... and he likes ifunny... shit. We might have an ERRORsans infestation.

Another cancer the site has faced is people who can't spell "site."

Dude, all I did was accidently leave an I off site. It's not that big of a fucking deal.

Oh, and people who can't spell "accidentally."

Get a life.

I think we can safely say no one won that compelling 'out of the blue and for no apparent reason' argument.

"I like dank memes and ifunny"

Choose one.

fucking normie memes. Reeeeeee.

Hello and welcome to the valorous kingdom of CYS!

I recommend reading Will's How Not To Write and The Land of Bad Writing since they may help you with any future storygames you may write. In addition, here’s a story that is a good example of what not to do. Moral of the story: listen to constructive criticism.

I also recommend taking a surf through all the articles in the Help & Info section, two in particular being a helpful list made by StrykerL and an excellent article on proper forum posting, if you haven’t seen it yet that is. One resource in particular worth mentioning is a very good resource for designing a storygame.

Among the things you're more than welcome to participate in:

writing prompts

a contest

a collaborative story setting

poetry prompts.

I wish you luck in any creative writing endeavors you embark on! There's also a ton of good content on this website, so I hope you find the time to read any of the featured storygames.

And remember: above all else, live your life off the wall!

...Oh, there’s also this.

Thy Font Sucketh Most Foul!

Well font sized, Berka.

Big letters! Ra ra ra!

Hm?

It seems the tables... have turned.

Incre-table!