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The Legend: There once was a man, born in Vancouver, BC.  He was a magnificent baby and he travelled all over Canada before ending up on Vancouver Island.  He has had many great adventures with things that you might call "computers!" and he is very potent in the magical art of "brains".  Therefore he is called the "Computer-Brain".  I (NOT JJJ) admire him so much, I think I should write down a bible of all of his sayings, it will always grow and feel free to add sayings.  However this is the layer of our prince the Computer-Brain and do not commit slander or be unholy in this temple.

Amen.

The SAYINGS:

1. Agreement
2. I Concur
3. Good Idea!
4. Yes, Alexp!
5. A Puzzle is like a Puzzle.
6. A Riddle is like a riddle.
7. DOT-com
8. DOT-net
9. Antidisestablishmentarianism (spelled correctly without spell check AND is the longest word in the dictionary)
10. Discombobulation
11. My Humps, my lovely man humps, check it out!
12. Mattias the one Knight.
13. Moderation!
14. BURN!
15. RavemasterB*stard.

Chapter one complete.

Amen.

Chapter Two

The Knights!

1. Solostrike, a stoutworthy companion with a great wordsword and a vocabulary of steel.
2. Havacoman, a loyal servant and great fan.  Always a motivation and has a great strategic mind.
3. Jimi the Z, a paige to myself and my "nouveau" apprentice.
4. Silver_Lake, despite our differences, he is pro-Canadian, and anti RavemasterB*astard.  Silver is our pope!

Chapter Two Complete.

Amen.

weep................weep............................ I feel......sniffing.......so honored........... Loud sobbing

Chapter Three.

Gods and Devils!

Devils!

RavemasterB*stard - He ahs infuriated the church and the JJJ.  May his soul rest in peace - away from me.
Jdog - Aprentice to the ravemaster, he can still save his soul providing he apologize for his defilement in the temple.

Gods

Alexp - He justly rules all that is alive.
March5th00 - God of chaos and evil.  However despite being god of evil, he is a stong ally of the Alex and is therefore not a devil.
Chocobot - God of war and justice.  His honour and prowess is known through the land of Glang.

Pardone me: Amen.

Also, members of the temple expect secret PM's.

Amen.

Chapter Four

Ranks

Gods - To be Linfanged at all time.
The JJJ - Not always to be Linfanged but do not be blashphemous in the temple.
Knights - The Above mentioned
Acquaintences (Fear, Badger (just needs to come on more), and any other member who is not newby but not a knight.  Axeman is also an aquaintance
Peasent - Newby.
Demi-Devil - Such as Simpsons, Metsrock, etc...
Devil - Do not scorn or anger.

OK!  I have forgotten t oinclude another rank!

Wise People!  (Just Below Knights)

These people are Miccy2000 and Badger, and ALMOST fear.

Hey, maybe after the release of my next game, I'll be one of them.

But you have to consider two things;

I made the new games CySid,

I'm making the newsletter.

And the JJJ looks Fear in the face and utters a sentance of power: You will be Wise one you either form another game, OR you come out with the newsletter.  Then you might even become a Knight and get the secret PM!

Chapter Five - Secret words and Knighting.

To be knighted you must have done somthing special, either contre (against) the devil or for the temple.  Knighting is a precise ceremony involving big sword and little daggers.  The JJJ stands behind the to-be Knight and rests the Destiny sword on the left shoulder, and then the right shoulder of the man before him.  Then the to-be-er picks up the dagger in front of him and swares a secret oath known only to Knights.  This oath will be sent in the second PM.

The first PM contains there codename and also the three most sacred and secret words.  These words are called the trio of power. 

Amen!

Also, one of them has already been used in this thread.

This is sounding super cool. I'm going to prove my worthiness.

I would have the newspaper out and printed if MARCH would finally write the article.

Ah!  What article is that?

Alright, alright, alright.

Look, it's that JJJ is sometimes annoying.  I plan on not saying anymore stuff.  I'm gonna be busy doing other things anyway.

Chapter Six - The Seven Commandments

- You shall not patronize with the RavemasterB*stard
- You shall not belittle a knight or a faithfu servant of the gods
- You shall not spam, especially withen the temple
- You shall not beg, plead or pretend to be worst or better then any other member.
- You shall not enquire about the secret words to a knight.
- You shall not give away the meanings of the secret words.
- You shall not hate the Vancouver Canucks.\

Amen.

"You shall not hate the Vancouver Canucks"

READ HAVACOMAN!  HOW DOES THAT SAY YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE CANUCKS, YOU FOOL.  THATS SAYS DONT HATE THEM.

God (In this case I'm using March) , donkies read better.

Chapter Seven - The days of import of the year. In order.

January 1st - The day in which we celebrate Chocobot AND Alexp. (Beggining of Time)
March 5th - Day of Celebration for March5th00.
March 3rd - The date of creation of the Mighty JJJ.
October 10th and December 6th - Honoring Silver Lake and Jimi The Z.

Also the day of Solostrike is yet unkown but it will rank 3rd.

You forgot one.

Feb. 24 - First time Havacoman left neverendingstory.com (not the real adress) and came to MAG.com as a fresh newb.

No.  You will find out why your day isn't up there.