Ah, right, I forgot you don't actually pay attention to things that I say, or at least you pretend not to. Here's the basic translation for you in nice, brisk paragraphs that won't strain your attention span or anything. They even have numbers just to make extra sure you can read and understand them.
1.) My basic thought process was that dimestores don't exist, and that if you were sold anywhere, it'd be where only the most amusing ripoffs and tat would be sold. So, naturally, putting you in a land that involved a unit of money people still actually bought cheap shit with was. Poundland would be the most accurate place to put you in this analogy.
2.) Yes, the promotion to Poundland is a small increment, and was at first entirely un-intentional, but it was well earned in hindsight. You're not quite as annoying as you used to be, and you mocked Chowhall enough for him to call you an 'Annoyance cunt', so that's an improvement, all things considered.
3.) These are boobees, in case that was confusing you. I was also making an obscure mammary pun, in case that was also confusing you.
