Well, I live in the sticks, but the eclipse is apparently going to be right over my home (being only a second off of the maximum eclipse time). The thing is, I’ll be working, so I’ll probably get to see about twelve seconds of the moon covering the sun's face. I’ll also stare at the sun despite the fact that I have those tacky “totally not 3D” glasses because screw it.
I would’ve been going to college as my first day tomorrow, but they decided to cancel day classes to sell tickets on their lawn. Money > Students… I have night classes though as well, so I’m getting the worst of both worlds in a situation where I could’ve gotten the best.
On the up side, just about every business around Jefferson county has $10 parking for the eclipse. On dude even mowed his house’s lawn and put up a cardboard sign saying “Best parking $10” despite the fact that the hill he’s on is overlooking a garbage dump. :)
Missouri is hilarious.