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I've always been a fan of classic Oreos. Sometimes, I'll eat mint, or double stuf Oreos. You know, the good ones. When I found out there's a GODDAMN HOT AND SPICY Oreo, I could only ponder why someone would do that to themselves. I researched further, and found the following atrocities (These are all legit):

>Banana split

>Cookie Dough (sounds good, apparently it tastes like 'coffee and sadness')

>Gingerbread

>Berry oreo (fruit and oreo texture don't mix well)

>root beer float (again, not a bad idea on paper but its reviews are awful)

I refused to look further because I was so disgusted. Join my movement to get rid of all the extra flavors. #OriginalOreo #NoMoreExtras #NotMyOreo 

 

You forgot caramel apple and pumpkin spice. And the lemon ones.

hmm I wonder why people are so fat now

whAT HAVE YOU DONE

The promise of triple double Oreo goodness is the only thing that gets these women out of their house.

I personally have a heads or tails addiction. BTW, why haven't there been cookie flavors, rather than just filling? Golden doesn't count. I want some flavoring there (AND NOT FRUIT)

I actually really like Oreos, like they're the only packaged garbage I can't bring myself to give up, but, original only please. I don't appreciate the way they've been whoring themselves out lately.

Exactly. I especially hate the seasonal ones. Every christmas there's cinnamon (yes really) or peppermint or something equally dumb.

Oreos are my weakness, but all the weird flavours have like milk solids or some shit, while original are the only cruelty free :) I mean they're perfect already, why do we need to have fifty million different bullshit flavours.

Given the usual discourse on CYS, I thought this thread was going to be racist in some way.

Instead, I just sort of want some Oreo cookies now.

@EndMaster yeah, no. I'm just hungry.

Mint and Birthday Cake are actually pretty good.  I mean Birthday Cake Tastes basically the same with sprinkles and a different aftertaste, but it's fine. Berry Oreo is the spawn of satan, and anything root-beer-flavored that isn't root beer needs to be burned, but that's a given. I'm sure there's plenty more fine flavors.

I think I remember seeing Blueberry ones at some point.

OOH! I wanted to ask this!

 

Are you a twist-apart or a bite-right-into-it oreo eater?

Who the fuck just bites right into an Oreo.

i take it you're a twister then? Same.

Supposedly oreos light up more pleasure centers in the brain than cocaine. Combine with another addictive food, and, well...



Pretty sure these can be used to fight terrorists.

What...

What...what country are those from? Wait, wait...don't tell me...is it America?

From Wikipedia. Just read it slowly, let it all sink in.



Deep Fried Oreos were first introduced by Charlie Boghosian, a 46-year-old Armenian settled in San Diego, in 2002 at Los Angeles County Fair. Charlie Boghosian is also known as “Chicken Charlie” or “The Man Who Fries Everything.” Charlie is a specialist in deep fried food: "There are many other fried foods at the fair, but I specialize in it. I make it my life," --- said by Charlie Boghosian.

In 2002, Charlie invented the Deep Fried Oreo by dipping it in pancake batter, deep-frying it, drizzling it with chocolate syrup and serving it with powdered sugar. Since the debut of Deep Fried Oreo, it has now become the carnival mainstay and cult favorite.

Apart from the Deep Fried Oreo, he has also introduced new types of deep fried food every year in different state fairs, for instance, Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich, Zucchini Weenie, fried Coke, frog legs etc.

Typical Recipe

Deep Fried Oreos are made with buttermilk pancake mix, Oreo cookies, water, vegetable oil and sugar.

Before any procedures, the oreo cookies are frozen for 3 hours and the oil is preheated to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. After that, the buttermilk pancake mix is stirred with the water in a mixing bowl. The oreo cookies are dipped in the mixture, making sure the oreo is fully covered with the batter. The coated oreo cookies are then dropped into hot oil until the cookies turn golden brown. The cookies are removed from the oil and placed on a sheet pan with paper towels for draining the excessive oil. In the meantime, the tops of the fried oreos are dusted with confectioners sugar.[10]


Variations

Numerous variations of Deep Fried Oreo have been derived from the typical recipe since the debut of Deep Fried Oreo. For example:

Bacon Deep Fried Oreo[11][12] which the classic Deep Fried Oreo is wrapped by a slice of bacon;

Marijuana Deep Fried Oreo[13] which an ounce of weed trimmings is melted down in a pound of butter used, and the typical butter is replaced by a butter with candy bits (usually Funfetti cake mix);

Deep Fried Oreo ice cream[14] which the ice cream covered with egg mixture and Oreo cookies crushes is deep fried;

Deep Fried Oreo Burger[15] which the Deep Fried Oreo is put in the burger with other fillings like meat and bacon.

MARIJUANA DEEP FRIED OREO

"THERE ARE OTHER FRIED FOODS AT THE FAIR, BUT I SPECIALIZE IN IT. I MAKE IT MY LIFE."

"WHICH THE DEEP FRIED OREO IS PUT IN THE BURGER WITH OTHER FILLINGS LIKE MEAT AND BACON."

THIS IS IT GUYS

WE'RE GETTING NUKED FOR SURE THIS TIME

I only care for mint and original, but I did eat Oreos with salsa once. It was delicious. :)

You'll burn in hell, just like the rest of us.

Nah, I'll be eating manna flavored Oreos in heaven.

This is why us Americans need to be lined up and shot.

 

This one is also a thing, though it wasn't too odd in flavor when I tried it months ago. 

Not sure if this one's real, but I'm very afraid.

Is it sad that this is the thread that draws me out of the shadows after about two months of inactivity?
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I like food.
I like Oreos.
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However, this is ridiculous. The flavors are getting out of control. I wouldn't be surprised if they make Barbeque flavored Oreos at this point. 
So uh, sure. I'll join your movement. 
#NotMyOreo

I've never eaten any of these weird Oreos, just the regular ones or double stuff. Didn't even know most of these existed since I've never seen them in stores.

I love double stuff. 

I've had chocolate, strawberry, mint, thin mint tinies where instead of cookie it's tiny pieces of chocolate, cinnamon, birthday cake, banana, nutella (fantastic).... Probably a bunch more that I can't remember right now. I like taking a cinnamon and a double stuff and smashing them together. That's pretty good. 

Edit: Oh yeah, I've had deep fried oreos too. Not good. not bad. 

You disgust me.

I only meant for this thread to be a small discussion, then we would move on. At this rate, I'm gonna beat 'general age of CYS users' for number of replies. I mean, I'll take it, but..

Oh yeah, there's also the lemon(fantastic), inverted where the cookie is white and the stuff is chocolate, berry burst ice cream, maple bacon (I think?Maybe? Can't remember.), heads or tails where one cookie is chocolate and the other is white, peanutbutter (eh), cinnamon bun, pumpkin spice.....

Out of all the oreo flavors, I've tasted more than I have not. I mean, there's still plenty I haven't touched yet. But my parents buy a lot of oeros, especially when there's new stuff they haven't tried yet. 

Hijacking Oreo thread a moment to mention that Fallout 4 is on sale for $15 if you're sad and old and poor like me and haven't gotten it yet.

Just tried the cinnamon bun ones. Tasted alright to me, but then again I like regular cinnamon buns too.

Can't imagine eating stuff like "Hot and spicy" or "fried bacon Oreos" though.

Never got the whole obsession with bacon or deep frying everything anyway.

I found small, limited edition spicy cinnamon Oreos at the grocery store. I almost bought them, but I decided against it. I may go and get them before the store runs out, just to see how nasty they are.

Another topic for discussion: Why do they bother with family size packages? A pack of oreos is only enough for one person, regardless of whether it's family or not.  Nobody shares with their 'family'.

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I do...

All sizes are just enough for me -- there isn't a single Oreo in the package that doesn't go towards my serving size of 3 sleeves/rows.

Just arrived at work and spotted 'marshmallow peeps' Oreos on the counter. Threw up a little.

I will be the first to admit that marshmallow peeps are overrated.

The sour flavor isn't all that bad. Either that, or I'm just being biased towards that specific flavor.

Not sure what you're talking about, marshmallow peeps aren't sour at all. Then again this is coming from the guy who eats extreme sour Warheads like they're mints so take what I say with a grain of salt.

The sour flavored Peeps is what I'm talking about.

https://kotaku.com/sour-watermelon-marshmallow-peeps-the-snacktaku-review-1535483635