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I'm honestly surprised that this is a "holiday". All it does is make lonely people feel bad and depressed and rips off couples with outrageous prices at restaurants. Why do people pay attention to it?

I mean, I have plenty of guns of various varieties so that's not really a selling point for me, and heat guns are just kinda loser blowtorches.
 

It doesn't make lonely people feel bad and depressed.  It makes faggots feel bad and depressed.  

I'm not sure what restaurants you're going to that raise the prices just for Valentine's Day either.  

I wish you a happy Valentine's Day, sir or madam.  Somehow I am sure you can find it within you to maintain some measure of happiness on this dreadful day.  

A fucking loser. Also at a high school, there's no way you can't notice it.

It's not illegal if there's no cops around!
 

And where is this in play, for research purposes of course?

Anywhere! Bonus points for police stations.

Not anymore, Taycool just told us he fucked his mom and totally cucked his dad.

Say what you want about the morality of incest, but at least someone's getting laid.

Buying a girl chocolate and getting sucked is cool but so is buying chocolate for yourself and sucking yourself  spending some quality alone time.

Who catfished you?

My mom...

Is this the incest thread?

It is now

Did you fuck?

Yeah, my dad just watched 

Did he like it?

Sure.

Did he fap?

No, he only brought out the moisturizer, then did nothing with it.

Forgot to mention, halfway through he started watching Roblox dating videos

Your dad is Swedishlemon?

I don’t know who that is, and now I’m scared to search it up

No need, just look to the creepy dude sitting in the corner.

What a great idea for me to say all of these things on my school ipad, see you guys in suspension!

Dumb

At least I’m not a furry.

At least, there is still some hope for you

That moment when a kid at your school wears a wolf tail and wolf ears everyday, and then sends you a valentine.

What I’m saying is send help. Also here’s a free valentines card template, for anyone who still hasn’t given one who wants to for

some reason.

A special team is on it's way to assist you sir.

It’s taken too long, I’ve decided to game end myself instead.

F

We have traveled so far away from the original discussion

As far as my wife and I are concerned, every day is potentially date rape night.

I assume you guys take turns being the rapist.  Whoever enters the house and gets the jump on the other first or something?

They probably make punji traps and shit in preparation.

Lonely people feel bad and depressed everyday so not much changes there. If I owned a restaurant, I’d raise my prices on Valentine’s Day too. If people are willing to pay more, why not charge more? It’s a good opportunity for the guy to show his date that she’s worth more than the usual “U up” text she receives at 2am. Typically, more people are going out to eat that night anyway. It’s the same reason why Uber charges more right when the bars close.  

Why do people pay attention to it? Sex.

You know, theres something about this that just seems off.

Which part?

I only pay attention to it because of all the candy that comes out during this time.