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Welp, time to ban @Serpent.

I call innocence. I never impersonated anyone after the chef. You think I would take that risk after it was clear that if I did it then I would be banned from the discord? It is even easy for you to check! 

You can't call innocence. You claim it. Goddamnit Serpent.

Well I guess the posts were just deleted, but Serpent just earned himself a site ban too for making an alt and posting in here with it to try and sneak back in the Discord. It was hilarious for the five minutes it lasted, Sucks for those of you who missed it and all the potential sick burns in reaction posts, be faster and online more next time.

Just repeating that Serpent was a good reviewer and it was a shame he had to go and fuck himself this way out of sheer impatience and idiocy. Maybe he can come back after some time and be like 'wow I sure was a retard when I was a child, six months ago', the way they sometimes do.

Kurio, Kar, and Bill will be his pallbearers.

In the meantime, we have the ancient beginnings of little Baby Chris's redemption arc to inspire us all: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/13163

Maybe Serpent will one day too be able to outgrow his dumbass noobery. (But probably not.)

Serpent? More like worm am I right?

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/the-manliest-man

I only wish there was some way to kick this into Sneak Peek for everyone to remember him by.

Should have known better than to antagonize a serial snake killer like Mizal.

I'm honored to be selected as a pallbearer, but I am NOT kicking in money towards a headstone. I just want to be clear on that.

And besides, are we sure something that dignified is in order? Would it be more appropriate to just toss the carcass in an empty field and let the crows pick away at it?

Tombstones are generously provided by the state. He’s already got one in the Graveyard.

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So what’s the story behind “EndMasterButWholesom”? lol

I dunno, I never even saw that one before. Probably made it and then thought better of actually using it.

You forgot NightmareFuel.

The last one wasn't me. Keep him banned if you want, but stop disgracing my tombstone.

shoo!

Kurio already got drunk and fucked a sheep on your tombstone anyway.

Is there a list of specific bannable offenses here, or is it just a general “don’t be stupid and we’ll keep you around,” rule?  I ask because there’s nothing regarding impersonation in the site guidelines (unless I’m blind and missed it, which has happened before).  Granted, it is a rather specific crime, so I doubt it’d warrant any mention, but even still.  I’m partly asking because I’ve seen a lot of talk about random noobs being banned, and I don’t want that to be me.  (Not to say I’m worried.  I’ve no intention of trolling, etc).

Not being stupid is a good rule of thumb.

Not making multiple alts and spamming the forums falls under that which is what Serpent was doing after he had more than enough chances.

I think we can add NightmareFuel to the list of skinned snakes.

Good to know.  Shouldn't be any problem there.

I’d say there’s hope yet.  I joined the site at around twelve, and now I’ve actually finished a somewhat decent story game..  I was never banned, to be fair, but I was shamed.  After that I left for a while, then returned to clear my name.  It took a lot of practice and failed projects to actually finish something and be productive, but I got there eventually.  Everyone does, if they really care about their craft.  Heck, I've seen a writing community full of people under 18, dedicated to reviewing works and improving.  It was actually quite productive.  For that reason, I hope someday, we’ll see him return.  From what you’ve said, he’s already proven he’s got what it takes.

Serpent: master of disguise.  He could join the FBI if he wanted.  Or whatever part of the government does that sort of thing.

You don't know what the average is, because you don't detect those who are good at it.

Well that excludes cat rapers like yourself obviously.

I don't know about you guys, but I get thoroughly amused by the witch hunts that happen in the discord every time someone new joins the server.

Nice decoy post, Serpent.  We're on to you.

Oh no, you have seen through my elaborate disguise.

If I know one thing, it's that being decapitated with a garden hoe kills a serpent. I'm willing to apply this method to test any noobs if you can arrange delivery.

If you're willing to change that to a garden ho I'd be willing to be a martyr for the sanctity of the discord.

RIP Serpent, he died how he lived: being a tremendous idiot.

There are strong hints that leads me to believe he is the result of someone being talked out of an abortion.

Rest in peaches.

(For now... )