Well let’s see what you got here…
Hoes - This one would get you banned for 400 years for misogyny easy. Though you could get it up to 800 if you emphasize the pimp being black to get a racist charge as well.
Fetus - Hm, I dunno. While you’d piss off the feminists due to the whole pro-life thing, I feel like this would just get you banned for 200.
You’d have to emphasize that these fetuses are all products of RAEP if you want to get in the big leagues. You’d easily get another 300 years added for the whole “Distasteful glorification of rape” charge what with rape fetuses crawling about and all.
Gay - Tried and true mockery of the alphabet people is a pretty safe bet for a 1000 year banning. Can’t see anything wrong with this one. Hell, if you word the description more cryptically, you could fool CoGites into playing it because they think the story is about TURNING people gay!
Just imagine of the looks of horror on their faces when their ideas of a story about turning everyone into rainbow waving flamer are totally wrong! The trolling alone would be worth another 1000!
Retard - Mocking retards is low hanging fruit, so you’d probably just get a 200 year banning. If you want to increase your infamy nowadays you have to mock autists. Expand the story to mock the aspies along with the retards (especially if you don't even bother making a distinction between them) and you’re sure to see another 300 years added.
Gender - Well you didn’t include trannies and all those other mental illnesses as choices, so this is probably the most offensive thing you’ve proposed. Banned for 4000 years.
Hope this helped.
