Well folks, the world has officially gone insane: Trump has signed to release the Epstein files. Admittedly, it will still be a month before we get them, but it happened. So let's all put on our tinfoil hats and spout our crazy theories as to what will be in them as we count down the days until they are available to the public, with all the glorious changes they will inevitably make to them in order to further their own interests.