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That's right, there's a sequel. And why not? The last one seemed to go over fairly well. New characters, new settings.

Here it goes.

We have two characters; Hank and Mick.

Hank and Mick are two friends who live a few streets apart. It is the first day of summer vacation. They made plans to meet up at 10:00 or so and hang out or something. It is 9:00am

We are given the godlike ability to control their actions by telling them what to do in your post. You may give each character ONLY ONE ACTION PER POST. You may NOT post back-to-back comments.

Keep in mind that if Hank is in the kitchen and your action is to 'poop', he's pooping in the kitchen. You must first send him to the bathroom with your action, and the next person can make him poop.

Every 30 posts in the forums will be considered one hour. Therefor, on post 31 it will be 10:00am. Make sense? At least a little bit?

Okay, have fun. Go.

Hank is in his apartment, watching pay-per-view Wrestling.

Mick is a few streets away, making a sandwich of apple sauce between two leaves of lettuce.

Hank watchs as his favorite wrestler the boulder, gets the crap beaten out of him and starts to cry.

Mick adds some oreos and french fries to the sandwich, licking his lips in anticipation.

Hank starts doing some of his favorite of Boulder's wresting moves on a foam cut-out with a picture of his ex-girlfriend on it.

Mick contemplates adding either soy sauce, humus, or both onto the sandwich.

Hank's bowels turn on him and he craps on the spot.

Mick's bowels turn on him and he craps on the spot.

(couldn't resist DEP...)

(given what they were about to eat, I suppose it was inevitable)

Hank goes into the bathroom to take a shower and wash the shit off of him.

Mick goes into his bathroom to take a shower and wash the shit off of him.

Hank wakes up from his short dream to find himself mysteriously watching Grey's Anatomy.

Mick wakes up from his short dream to find his face in the sandwich.

Hank starts to seattle down when the power in his house  go's out.

Mick thinks it would be fun to eat the sandwhich like this, so he opens his mouth and fuitilely tries to eat it.

Captain Price and Soap enter Hank's front door and Gaz comes from the back door. Hank can't see shit, though.

Mick has a heated debate with his bowels about whether to or not to eat the sandwich.

Hank stumbles through the dark when he hears a gun put to his head, and hears a voice say " this is captin price of the SAS are you the son of Lilly Fisher?"

Mick after a long debate with his bowels decides not to eat it, he decides to see waht Hank is up to and wals to his house which is three blocks from his.

Hank wishes he hadn't traded his M249 SAW for a M1911 .45 two weeks ago.

Mick becomes dangerously hungry while walking.

Hank is about to throw his hands up, when he hears the sound of a man screaming in pain, both he and captin price turn around to see Lilly Hank's mother standing over the blody corpse of Sergeant "Soap" MacTavish, " let go of my son you motherfucker" Lilly growls, " make me" Captin Price says puting his gun to Hank's head

Mick gets so hungrey that he has to run to a mcdonalds to get some food, he buys a big mac burger, six nuggets 3 fries, and 2 large strawberry milkshakes

 

Soap respawns from his last checkpoint and puts his USP .45 to Lilly Hank's mother's head and says, "ROFL N00000B!!" Captain Price looks at Soap, "Nice work, Soap."

A bunch of white trash corners Mick on his way out of the McDonalds.

Hank is draged by Soap to to a chair which he (Hank) is starped to, Lilly is draged by Price to a cahir next to Hank's and is straped there, Captin Price then speaks in a meanacing tone, " Okay unless ehter of you fess up aobut the nucluer codes its going to be a long painful night" Hank gulps nervosly as he looks at his mom wondering what Price means by this.

Mick looks at the white trash who thinks his bugers look quite tasty, Mick slowly backs away from them, and then procides to make a mad dash away from the white trash who follow, Mick makes a beeline fro Hank's house hoping he can protect him.

Hank starts crying. Everyone in the room looks at him in disgust and surprise.

Mick mashes 'Y' as he closes in on a vacant car. He then sees that someone is inside.

Mick see's that the man in the car is a rather creppy looking fellow in a green trenchcoat, the man looks at Mick and snapes his fingers and before Mick can react he is grabed by a pair of arms and bound and gaged into the trunk of the car.

Hank is then smacked by Captin Price, " Shut up!" he yells, Then he orders Soap and Gaz to drag Lily into another room of the house, he's gonna deal with Hank personally.

You guys totally lost sight of the "ONE ACTION" rule. . .

MIck totally gets amnesia and gets ready b/c he's meeting Hank in 30 mins

Hank does the same

(Just to get it back a decent sanity level)

Point in case.

He can't get amnesia, and get ready in the same turn.

JJJ, they're not going to listen. If DEP isn't enforcing it, why should you?
Anyway...

Hank hears an explosion and sees Preston Marlowe and his squad come running through a hole in the wall.

Mick forces himself free of the policeman's grasp - including the gag and handcuffs.