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Why in the *choke* blue devil did I come *gargle*  from church to see myself banned?!? What did *gulp* I do?!?!

Well you already know why by now, however your flailing in this thread and the other has amused me enough that you can keep this account.

Your old one is gone though. Think of it as a hard lesson learned.

Now go forth and stop messaging EVERYONE with questions. (Just ask them in the forums where we can either ignore them or mock you in public)

He was dead to me once I realized I was getting copy and pasted DMs he'd already sent to you.

They weren't copy and pasted! Not...all of them anyway.

Well his path to "redemption" wasn't going to be easy anyway.

He might achieve "Ace" status one day I guess if he's REALLY persistent.

Are you all adults? This place has high expectations!

Nah

Obviously we don't if we're keeping him around.

...yeah, not the worst thing said to me. Thanks for the compliment,

How old are you?

15! Why?

@PerforatedPenguin

Are you extra smart or is he extra retarded?

It's probably me! I'm not good with people...

Yeah it's probably him

Prayed to the wrong entity.

On the bright side, you actually have a based username now

Thanks....I think

Bad thread detected, hijacked into the pizza universe

I find this inexplicably gross

nice pizza goatse

Kids these days are so retarded.

Yeah we are. That's why we threaten to shoot up schools and rob old people. We also have voices in our heads.

Did the voices tell you to say this?

Nah, the skeletons of the kids I locked in my basement did

Already a mass murderer at 15... they grow up so fast

See, here's someone who understands!