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I have been banned twice and for no reason. This person named Petros may have something to do with it, and I do not know why people are continuing to call me retarded. If the thread "Admin Abuse" hotline thing says so-called retards are to be kept around and laughed at jokingly, then why have I been banned twice? I don't know what I did wrong.

Retards exist for our amusement.  If you stop being funny or entertaining, then they will usually ban you.

How do I be funny? I'm not funny.

Exactly, therefore the banning.  And since you undertand you are not funny, the banning is not unjust.

My question is, if I never was funny, then why do you all expect me to be funny?

I don't make the rules.  It's just the way it is.

Unjust. Truly.

Since justice is blind, it gets exercised here at CYS arbitrarily for the amusement of all (or most all - perhaps it does not amuse you).  We at CYS have our own standards and rules for justice and they may (or may not) change  and may (or may not) be exercised according to the whims of the Gods (Mods).  Everything you do or type is subject to judgement at any time.

Mods are so based. (Hey, if you're reading this, if you ban me, that basically just confirms it.)

I am not a mod.  If you wish to see who the current mods are, use the menu bar at the left.  However, as stated above, the Mods act arbitrarily for the sole purpose of the amusement of those that use this site. And they arent too worried if you call them annoying. It's all about the lolz.

lolz i just shoved a frog up my butt

Dude that's a little gay

i didnt know it would be so cold tho and its legs are still moving

Now you are creeping me out.

Sorry, the mods banning you was more funny

And finances! For instance a good secondhand belt from a thrift store is a lot cheaper than a rope, and just as practical for his purposes.

Look fella, I hate to abuse my status as a mod, but you sure are a pest. We don't take kindly to slant eyed chinks throwing around the n-word Willy nilly. Now take my advice and breathe before I have to ban you again

Don't test him, he'll do it!

The height of comedy for you is making all caps posts calling everyone niggers, and you were drooling in multiple threads, that's not actually that funny except to your retarded middle school brain. The community has very exacting standards for the village idiot role that I'm afraid you didn't meet.

Thanks for bringing this Petros person to our attention though, we'll be sure to look into him.

???
1. I don't see myself as funny. How do I become a village idiot?
2. My bad, even though I have the pass.

You said you were Asian. It doesn't work that way, that's a completely different race!

I made my black friends sign a "N-word pass" consent form.

Oh yeah, well my black friends said they kicked you black friends' ass and then took it back. So now I have two and you have nothing.

Okay then, who signed my consent form? If they really know, then who are they?

Nahhhhhhh

Cyto: I have been banned twice for no reason.

Also Cyto: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO I WAS AFK AND I COME BACK TO THIS (thomas jefferson??) YALL ARE FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS FUCK YOU NIGGERS