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What is so special about this day? There's been a odd influx of stories that are either instant deletions, incomplete or just... indescribable (not in a positive way.)

Is this all the work of one person or multiple people? Has a elementary school teacher discovered this site and gave her students the assignment of creating stories for a passing grade? 

Well, there is a positive to this in the free points I suppose.

Right.

There's nothing special about today. CYS has its cycles. You've noticed one of them. Congrats.

;-;

Kiel-sama....

xD What? ... Don't cry. >_> *hug?*

*whimper* I notice things too...cycles...I know science....

Lol, yes. You're smart. *pat* 

*presses face into chest* ... ((Throat_Farren))

Throat_Farren? Are you... deep throating him? I officially ship this.

(Alternatively, she's making a suggestion to everyone.)

Wait. Do we get free points if we give blowies to mods?

If we do, I want in

I'm usually much more perceptive, I've never really noticed any of these cycles before.

Of course you haven't. You're new. xD You've been here less than two weeks.

Less than two weeks..? Umm, excuse me for pointing this out... I've been here much longer than two weeks actually. I'm quite embarrassed that you know so little about me, we haven't really had a chance to talk with one another, my apologies.

Oh. My bad. Sorry, checked your profile on my phone while distracted, guess I mis-read it. Yeah, you've been here three years. Only about one year less than me.

... Well, then you have no excuse for not noticing and I'm not sure how we've never really spoken before, lol. xD

Mmm, there's even a reason for that. I have only technically been here for three years. I missed out on quite a number of things, even your rise to modship.

So you mostly lurked / weren't around? Makes sense, I suppose.

My only regret is that I couldn't fight alongside my fellow CYS brethren and sisters in the trenches in the great war versus the Warrior Cats. Please disregard that, I'm unsure as to how sensitive a subject that is.

*Vietnam Flashbacks*

*whispers softly*

Meow.

Actually, these cats didn't say meow.

More like "y u hatin on me hatr"

It's my birthday, obviously. All of the negative energy must have leaked onto the site.

Now, now, Mister President. :) Things can only look go up from here, right?

Psh, Tim... man, you need a pick-me-up. You sure there's nothing I can do? Anything at all?

I know what he needs! A Throaty47 fanfic! Let's get it ON!

Well, I mean, what can you do, really?

Get you a nice fanfic. 

GET OUT OF HERE! I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

I feel appreciated...

YOU'RE NOT MY SISTER EITHER!

Well, right now, you're not. You took my appreciation and flushed it down the toilet.

must..go...drown my sorrow...in Fairy Tail...;-;

Yeah, you go do that.

Good idea, there is nothing that Natsu getting fired up and kicking ass can't fix!

(I have the strangest urge to sing Be Our Guest.) I can do lots of stuff. :3

...I'm just not sure what of that stuff would cheer you up.
 

... that's very vague, Kiel.

Can you give me an example?

>_> Well, this may come as a shock, but I happen to write a little.

<_< I know several funny youtube videos.

... I could buy you a pizza?

xD I don't know.

Wat.

No thanks.

xD Well, I didn't know what would cheer you up, so my answers were random.

Please stop trying to pleasure him.

That came out wrong.

Yeah, it did.

"Cheer him up" and why? xD 

Sing! I'm sure you'll sound great ^-^

Oh, God, no.

Hey, cmon. You're probably better than me and I've been singing since I was five. 

I'm not a bad singer, I just... >///> nuuuu...

Cmon. I know you're not bad!

Yeah, sing for us Kiel.

Sure. The day CYS has a convention, I will sing for all of you--but considering there is no such thing as a CYS con, you'll be waiting a while. (And by a while, I mean forever.)

I'm gonna make this a thing. *evil grin*

I mean, who doesn't like a good Choose Your Story story? Or Cake Yummies Society?

can I say I love that song and think it would be cool to here you sing?
 

You can say that, but that doesn't mean it'll happen. xD

;-;

Don't make me purr. 

Feeeeel…her chest!
Feel her chest!
Are they real or fake breasts?
Real are better
In a sweater
And they last in any weather
Is she fat?
Can’t have that!
I want her agile, like a cat
I need her beautiful and thin
With a mind of freaky sin
Get a lass with some class
But don’t forget a shapely ass
A hot chick who sucks my dick
Can’t be surpaaasssed
Just make sure she’s not a hoe,
I don’t want AIDS you know!
Feel her chest!
Feel her chest!
Feel her chest!

Heeeeear that screaming
That’s her sing-ing
About the pleasure that I’m bring-ing
But in bed she better be the very beeest

So let’s get ready for fun
Oh baby you’re the one!

Feel her chest
Feel her chest
Oh please, let me please, feel her cheeeeeest!

Thank God, the thread is saved. :D