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5th Kyu~!

8 years ago

After six months of aikido practice, I tested for 5th kyu and passed. ^_^

At the celebratory lunch, one of the instructors asked me my pronoun preferences. As it turns out, they and TWO OTHER students at the table also prefer they/them.

I <3 my dojo. Seriously, so many awesome people... and not just the non-binary ones.

Anyone else here doing any kind of martial arts?

 

5th Kyu~!

8 years ago

I did Muay Thai a bunch, back when I was in much  better shape. That's a riot if it's convenient for you to take a class.

I don't know much about Aikido, except for that one dude in The Walking Dead, but I'm glad you're enjoying it.

5th Kyu~!

8 years ago

I used to do Taekwondo, but lost interest and began to pursue other hobbies. I made it to green belt before stopping, still have it in fact.

5th Kyu~!

8 years ago

I'm still studying the Lug Wrench Treatise with my friends. And I've picked up bits and bobs of shit from the odd lesson and videos I've watched for reference when writing about fight scenes and the physics of fighting with people.

According to the local teacher, Chinese Martial Arts done right cease to look anything like movie Kungfu styles and more like a Thematic MMA match because nothing's slowed down and the rhythm gets fucked all the time, whereas movies are (usually) designed to have a constant rhythm and they're slowed down, so that the actors don't get hurt and it's easier to see how and why they're doing what they're doing. And it's actually a lot more practical than I was originally promised*, you just have to use the right things... And be strong as balls. Neither of those things are my forte, so I'll probably be fine.

*There's still some "wasted movement" here and there, by the standards of more basic/straightforward stuff that we have today, and I still think using your actual closed fist would be better to hit with all the time, but the point of those movements is probably to add more possible stuff to the forms and the purpose of different hands is to open up more possibilties for grappling and stuff too, so I guess you'd have to decide whether to fist people in addition to whether to go straight for the move, in addition to what things to use in the first place, which makes it more confusing, which makes your average kung fu joe get hurt in real-life/sparring application. I think this is because Kung Fu came to a world where everyone you ever really needed to kung-fu-fight was kung-fu-fighting. This was a monk's martial art, and a peasant's martial art, people were just learning to fight with shit that they had lying around, so kung fu was a thing that a lot of people had. And so things became increasingly complex and misdirectioney and exercizey so you could deal with other forms of kung fu as opposed to other fighters. Mao's thing with the whitewash and such probably didn't help either.

Whereas you have stuff like European martial arts, which are very straightforward and to the point, because that's all anybody had time for because swords were the big dealio, so unarmed combat is far more basic and straightforward than Kung Fu. It's similar with Boxing, Pankration, Savate, and Western Wrestling, all look very simple and straightforward. Nobody was bothering creating complex punchy systems to fight off other complex punchy systems because fuck it, we live in a world where everybody who can afford a goddamn Martial Arts lesson can also afford a weapon and armor, so we'll put misdirection and complex forms into weapon and armor combat. So Europe comes out with all these crazy fencing moves and types of sword and curlyque polearms and hammers and morningstars and maces and flails and Gutendags and axes and whack-ass shit than we even have proper names for.

I think. That's what I've theorised about history from these experiences, at least

5th Kyu~!

8 years ago
scrolling through that was great for the little guy in the corner. framerate != scroll rate sadly so I just went through each page and took a frame of the little guy.