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On the sixth day of Christmas Jared Leto sent to me,

Six sticky porn mags,

Five anal beads,

Four used condoms,

Three shiny bullets,

Two dead pigs,

And a pet rat for Margot Robbie! ^_^

On the seventh day of Christmas, Batman sent to me: A trump card, A Saints Row IV purple dildo, An Endmaster branded anal plug, Arkham Knight - We Done Fucked It Up Edition, and lovely cute cats with pink fluffy fur and blue beady eyes! I love Christmas, yay ^-^ (cat emoticon)

Joken sent a pet rat for Harley to you? Brair_Rose = Harley Quinn confirmed! Illuminati, Illuminati everywhere...

Random fact, apparently after switching hands a few times, the rat that Jared Leto sent to Magot Robbie ended up with Guillermo del Toro. Not sure how that happened, but at least it had more fun than the pig. 

Yes, even more fun than Pacific Rim.... *roasted*

That's what happens when you eat candy while reading a porn magazine. What a dumbass.

"Candy"...yes. That's um. Definitely what it is.

What kind of sick fuck nuts into their mag? Use a sock, like a self-respecting human being. 

I imagine Raven used to nut into mags all the time. So many unexplained gun jams during that early period, before we had him tied up...

They cast this dude in the new Blade Runner. Lol. Can't wait to see what shit he's going to pull.

Just don't let him near any retirement parties. 

Saw "Christmas with Jared" on the forum page, and I was afraid it was going to be "Christmas with Jared Fogle."

Talk about a Christmas horror.

He's not famous in the U.K. so had to look him up... So he's a former Subway spokesman who.... Wait, have I got this right? He gets caught paying for sex with a minor and then sues the child's parents?

Wow, I'm past being disgusted, I'm just impressed. It's like those cops who beat an innocent guy bloody and then sued him for getting blood on their uniform, or that other cop who shot a black kid and then sued the kid's parents for emotional distress. I mean, I guess they figure, if you're going to be an asshole, might as well go all out. 

Yeah, Fogle made a lot of media circuits when the FBI raided his computer and found child porn. Last I heard he was in prison, didn't know he was suing anyone though.

Last I heard he got beat down by another prisoner for being a pedophile. I think they moved that guy to another prison and put kiddie fiddler Fogle in protective custody.

beautiful poem *_*

I'm just disappointed I couldn't find 6 more disturbing things that Jared Leto sent his co-stars so I could make a proper 12 Days of Christmas song.