Or, maybe, just maybe, I have so much going on in my 'useless' existence that maybe, just maybe, I don't have enough time to write a story, for little to no reward, except to A) get my dick jerked by everyone on the site that likes it (cough, Endmaster, cough) or B) get my shit ridiculed and torn apart by the assholes of this said site (cough, everyone else, cough). And in this hypothetical situation, maybe YOU are the one with so little going on that YOU have all the time in the world to care about someone as useless as me, correcting your grammar mistakes.
And don't ever call my troglodyte, you uncultured swine. I'll have you know that I only lived in that cave for a short time period, which, of course, excuses my absence from this site.
Oh, and you act like phones don't have autocorrect? You're telling me your phone wouldn't change grammer to grammar? What the fuck ever, friend, go enjoy your neckbeard fantasies elsewhere. What, were you on a Tracphone? If so, that is enough to justify me bullying you.
In conclusion, I'm 98.7% sure you're still a virgin, and that automatically puts me at a higher social standard than you. So fuck off, Steve. Go jerk yourself off in another timeline where I don't have to read it.