Coincidentally Mizal's just done one of these, but I think it's time for another "Hey look at this thing Steve hates". You know, Logan, 13 Reasons Why, all that shit. Today, I read the famous comic The Killing Joke, and it was just terrible.
Once again, some good things. The art was pretty cool. In the flashbacks they had this cool "Everything's black and white except for certain things that was interesting, like watching Red Hood run through a black and white universe in terror. The ending was pretty cool, as it had an ambiguous did Batman kill the Joker or not, but honestly, besides that the entire thing was mediocre. Oh yeah, and there was a few cool images, like the Joker on a throne of plastic baby dolls. Although, even worse, apparently the ending wasn't even supposed to be ambiguous in the first place, as the script just says they laugh together, in which case not only is the ending then shit, but the art is now so bad is caused mass confusion that the writers just went with. Onto the complaints!
Well, the plot is really split into two bits, the Joker's back story, and what happens in the present day. I will first do the Joker's back story. Basically, he does a one time robbery to help his pregnant wife, the pregnant wife dies in accident and in the robbery the Joker falls into chemicals and gets all screwed up. This actually works back to what I was saying about mystery the other day. The Joker has always been a fascinating character, especially with his multiple-choice background. What happened to make him so crazy? While the comic does add a hint of that with the unreliable narrator, either the flashback story isn't true, in which case it's a waste of my time as it doesn't reveal much about the Joker, or it is, in which case it's ruined the Joker as a character. Having the Joker be entirely unknown made him so interesting, so fascinating as we wondered what made him so mad? Finding out?
It ruined him. He was given a mediocre back story, hardly enough to make how insane he is even seem plausible. A disfiguring and a dead wife and child is... I mean, it's bad, but it's pretty much the back story for countless super-heroes and villains. It certainly isn't Joker worthy. Instead, the Joker was a bad comedian who got burnt trying to rob... a playing card factory? Why the fuck were they even trying to rob a playing card factory? I guess it was just that unreliable narrator. Anyway, he just kind of acts like a vaguely sad bitch after his wife and kid die, but yet a bit of disfiguration is enough to push that to the Joker. Lame.
Anyhow, then there's the time in the present day. Nothing particularly interesting here. I mean, the Joker breaks out by... something, and gets someone into his cell impersonating him by... something. This guy impersonates the Joker in his cell for long enough for the Joker to make plans to buy a carnival and set up a bunch of things about, because the Joker's cell is really dark for some reason. Why is the Joker in a cell where he's not visible? Ah... well, you know.
The Joker then cripples Barbara Gordon and kidnaps Commissioner Gorden, taking him to the amusement park where all the freaks that used to work there are now totally willing to work (for free, I'd imagine. The Joker doesn't seem to be rolling in cash.) driving a Police Commisioner insane because... well you know, people who look different from us are all evil and sadistic. It's not even like it's the Jokers personal crew who he turned mad long ago, he's had access to these guys for a few hours at most, as it's clear they work for the carnival he just bought, but you know, even after killing their boss, they're totally up for being evil.
Anyway, Joker tries to turn Gordon insane through a Carnival ride where he basically just monologs and shows him pictures of his shot daughter, which honestly falls flat. Batman shows up and the Freaks just run away, which is a shame, because the only thing I was looking forward to was seeing Batman fight them. Batman fights the Joker as he continues monologging, and literally manages to almost win by pulling Batman's cowl slightly down, which somehow prevents Batman from just wailing on him (seeing as he's literally holding him). Then they fight, the Joker does a fairly funny bit where he almost shoots Batman but a flag pops out, and then Batman tries to offer the Joker to try be rehabilitated. Joker refuses, tells a fairly shit joke, they all laugh. Even after the Joker "shot a defenseless girl" and "terrorized an old man", but Batman's in laughing mood. Some of you might try point out that that was ambiguous, but apparently the script just says they laugh. So it was terrible. To all you superhero nerds who liked it, you're idiots. Same for those of you who liked Logan, while I'm here.
Well, off to the next thing. Oh, while I'm here, a few things I did enjoy, to show you I'm not all hate.
- Clone High: Pretty good show. It's really funny, has a lot of historical jokes and is basically just satire of the whole high-school genre.
- Pandorum: Got 28% on Rotten Tomatoes, but I thought it was pretty good. I mean, flawed as hell, but I think it's definitely enjoyable.
- It Follows: Terrific horror film, one of the best I've seen.
- The Witch: Super interesting, definitely one of the best horror films I've seen as well. The girl in it is pretty hot, until she's in Split, when she somehow isn't.
- Rocky Horror Picture Show: Ah, joy. This is a joyful thing.
- Psychonauts: I've heard about it a lot, but I recently played it, and it's great.
There. Watch (or play) those instead of these shitty things I constantly talk about.