Hiya there, Cystia! It is I, Corgi, and I'm gonna be bringing you only the freshest and most recent news. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this shit.
GOWER NEEDS 2000
It appears our friend, Gower, it out of 2000 dollars and needs it for his laptop. You all can be bros and chip in..
I'll have you know that improper, shitty, bad quality laptops are a boon in this country, and the world at large. And for just a few hundred bucks a month, you can help save the Gower.
So please, go to www.SavetheGower.com
CRICKET POSTED SOMETHING I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL NOW
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/25936
It was very entertaining and cool. It has a whole host of links to entertaining and cringe worthy things from the Infinite Story days of yore.
IN CREATIVE CORNER NEWS, PUDS...ATE SOME PUSSY AND GOT AN A IN SCHOOL?
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/25609
I don't know, I didn't read the damn thread. Glad to see Puds is doing well in her schooling or some shit.
AND JUST RECENTLY SENT WAS PONDERING THE DEEPER MEANINGS OF THE DC UNIVERSE
http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/reading-corner/message/11290
He's got the answers to the questions that have been on all of our minds as of late, worth the read.
COOL NEW STORYGAMES OF 2020
It seems the notorious E.N.D has done it again, this time publishing the most epic story in existence. I can see this one doing well in the coming years, and if you haven't read and rated it an 8 yet go fuck yourself.
http://chooseyourstory.com/story/eternal
INTERVIEW
Well, you all know it's that time again. Time to wrap things up with another interview from a cool dude on this site, Mizal or something.
Pineapple on Pizza?
Mizal: No. WTF. Well...maybe if you went all out making it a dessert pizza with cream cheese etc instead of any pizza toppings. But is it really even still a pizza at that point?
If you could morph two animals into one what would they be?
Mizal: A dog and a cat I guess since that would basically just be a fox and not any kind of abomination. (The abomination only comes in when you mix in human traits, as any image search will demonstrate..)
Favorite storygame read this year
Mizal: .....reading? The shape of the words in Unbroken certainly looks nice, but then I could say the same for Aphrodite's Orphan. (it appears the rest of you suck and are gay :D)
Would you rather go back in time and slap yourself or would you rather your hair be made out of spaghetti?
Mizal: Definitely the former, and there's a very good chance I would find myself alone in a dark room in front of a computer so the slapping could be done with just a "Sorry, you'll understand later!" and a quick get away with no witnesses.
Pick one useless super power
Mizal: Not possible. All powers are useful in the right circumstance or to the truly creative mind. I challenge anyone reading this to try and prove me wrong.
Anyways, good luck folks and don't die or something.
