Work on your story.
True. Only you can make yourself.
I remember your old buddy ThisIsBo used to argue in favor of the Confederacy or at least seemed always played Devil's Advocate for it. He even had an avatar with the battle flag in the background.
Well, you'll always have CYS. A place where you can demand annoying noobs write several thousand word essays for your amusement under pain of death. ^_^
And I want the sex out of my government.