That's right, it's CoG Hating Time!
So there's this thread: Link!
But since it's Reddit, I don't actually expect you lot to go wandering over there since I know that would require effort. Luckily for you as your benevolent dictator I have brought the fun to you with the ever popular End Master mixtape version!
Well the obvious answer would be it's full of faggotry, but someone with a bit more points in diplomacy explained it pretty well in this well worded post, however such words are always best supported with hard evidence and such evidence of CoG's fuckery can be found in our blessed archive which he linked to.
I should also point out this guy's name is JESUS, proving that CYS has always had the favor divinity (And apparently not just the sinister ones)
Summed up pretty well.
And as a bonus we got the proper acknowledgment for coining the word "CoGite"
BONUS TRIVIA: Did you know CoGite rather than CoGs or CoGian or Coganese was coined due to matching the term "Sodomite?" Granted it's really just the "ite" bit, but it works anyway as an accurate descriptor.
Of course perhaps "Coggots" might have been used, but meh, a bit too obvious. Plus the other is more Biblical which is probably why we have JESUS on our side.
Anyway, Suicidal Sammy got pissed on again which is always an amusing side note.
But wait, there's more!
The hilarity never ends does it?
Oh wait, what's that? It's a CoG puppet come to defend his masters!
"They really do mean well." LOL
And CoG's "inclusivity" stretches as far as they can make as much money as they can out of the alphabet crowd. They don't really give a shit about it since they'll happily turn a blind eye to "problematic" content when it's pulling in the loot.
Either Haven is deepthroating CoG dick to the point where its formed into a symbiotic breathing apparatus for him, or he's just that much of a fucking fucktard that actually believes this bullshit. Both wouldn't surprise me.
And in case he reads this:
How's that for sewerage? Worse or better? You know you're always free to actually post here and confront us directly (Or me specifically) Can't promise we'll be gentle, but what the hell you should be used to getting your asshole ripped apart given that CoG's been doing it to you for years and you've been thanking them for it.
And as for finding suicide funny. Fuck off you self-righteous faggot. Sucidal Sammy was/is a fucking self proclaimed narcissist who fucked around and found out there's always bigger "edgelords." He brought that mockery on himself.
Wow, this has been some thread hasn't it? And it still isn't over, because oh look, Meltdown Penguins has decided to chime in!
However apparently her online begging for a 2000 dollar laptop hasn't been forgotten (Probably thanks to our archive!)
Meltdown, lacking any real argument has resorted to pathetic deflection attempts I guess towards this person. Seriously, she made no fucking point whatsoever, but then I guess she doesn't have a 2000 dollar laptop to mount a proper retort. Lol.
However, someone else came in and just nuked the shit out of her.
Yeah, pretty much destroyed her whole...well she didn't have much an argument to begin with. So just destroyed her in general. I'm sure she'll have to go post on her Tumblr page about how she's literally shaking from all the mean words that triggered her.
And as for her comment about "CYS being the murderhobo edgelords of IF", this isn't even accurate considering we're not nomadic. We got an enormous evil black lair made out of skulls (That's sitting on a mountain of skulls of course)
Anyway, that's about it for this round of "Two Minutes Hate", the thread hasn't been deleted yet, so perhaps more fun will appear. In any case, this one will be another for the archive.
Might as well end this one on a post by this guy, who also summed up things pretty well in less words.
Death to CoG
Long Live CYStia