DarthVader_13, The Journeyman Scrivener

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5/31/2019 11:24 PM

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115 wins / 100 losses





I'm alright. I mean, I'm fine, you know? I'm a decent guy. Yeah.

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Given by JJJ-thebanisher on 10/04/2007 - For sticking by me


Dead End

You wake up one morning and the town is swarmed with zombies. How did this happen? How can you stop it? Before you can get to the bottom of this, you must make it out of your house and your street alive. Anything is a weapon. Battle against the horde of the undead while trying to solve the mystery at Riverland. Your hour variable will  start to drop after a while. you have 80 hours before the plague spreads through the world.  (ignore mission and hour variables until Chapter 2)


WORST ENDING: You get the worst ending if you get infected or die before the end of the story.

BAD ENDING: (SCORE=10) You get this ending if you live until the end but you don't complete any of the missions.

OK ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 20 AND 50) You get this ending if you complete  1-4 of the missions.

AVERAGE ENDING: (SCORE=60)  You get this ending if you complete 5 of the missions.

GOOD ENDING:(SCORE BETWEEN 70 and 100) You get this ending if you complete 6-9 of the missions.

BEST ENDING: (SCORE=110) You get this ending if you complete all 10 missions.

 NOTE: If you die during the first chapter, then you will be unable to leave a comment. If you die during the second chapter, however,  then you will be able to leave a comment.


tsmpaul: testing

JJJ-thebanisher: helping me with some ideas for the story

Final Destination: Cheating Death

A game based on the final destination series. You cheat death on an elevator and soon find out death doesn't take no for an answer...WARNING:GORY DESCRIPTIONS

Shoot 'Em Up

You had a feeling today was going to be a good day...

You are 22 year old Thomas Harris. You live in a shitty apartment alongside your shittier girlfriend, and recently found out that you have been laid off from the shittiest of jobs. Today, you have decided to end it all, but have decided to go out with a bang rather than a whimper.

You will choose from one of several locations, causing as much bloodshed and loss of life as possible with the weapon/weapons of your choice before you are gunned down by the police. The higher the body count, the higher your overall score will be.

Your mother always told you to leave behind a legacy...and today you are going to do just that.

Surviving School

The teachers are plotting against you. The war between students and teachers is about to take place. Can you save your school...and survive it? (A lot less serious than it sounds)


March5th00: For inspiring me t go back and fix up the game, and making this SPECIAL THANKS thing possible.

V. 2: Went through the game and fixed spelling errors, added 3 pictures and a joke about Dick Cheney and a joke about the movie 300.

V. 3: Added more to the hall moniter part.

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Recent Posts

I've started a spoken word poetry channel YouTube on 5/27/2018 4:53:02 PM

Hi everyone! Some of you may remember me and others may not. That's just like, the nature of memories. I've been writing for quite some time in the style of spoken word and I think I finally have enough content that I can begin cranking them out on a weekly to bi-weekly basis. Figured I'd share it with one the first online communities that I truly felt at home at over a decade ago at this point. It's awkward and low-quality, but then again so am I so it all kind of checks out. My first poem is called Cross-Addiction. I hope you enjoy. Well, first and foremost I hope you watch it. Hopefully you will also enjoy it that would be neat. 



So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/9/2016 1:10:21 AM


So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/7/2016 7:55:45 PM

Thanks, guys, glad you like it. I'm uploading a new one in a bit here I'll let you know when it's finished

So I wrote a rap, you guys on 1/7/2016 3:46:09 PM

Hi, everyone, your favorite Darth Vader account on CYS here. So I recently went to rehab due to a pretty serious addiction to alcohol that I have been struggling with for the last few years and while I was there I decided to write a little rap and I thought I would share it with you guys. The audio quality isn't the best; I recorded it on a snowball mic. Any feedback/constructive criticism welcome. Thanks for being you!


Give me good music to listen to on 11/4/2015 10:12:06 PM

Whatever the last several songs shared with me have been I'm sure they're hilarious  

Give me good music to listen to on 11/4/2015 3:05:34 PM

Valid point about the profile pic. Duh. I wasn't really paying too close attention to what my profile pic is JJJ made it for me years ago lol. I guess the reason I brought it up is more along the lines that he was referring to my return after all these years and I just got the vibe he knew me in some capacity so I thought maybe he was an old user under a different name or something. 

Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 11:02:26 PM

Do I know you, Ford? You clearly know who I am since you used my nickname but I have no idea who you are 

Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 4:13:33 AM

DarthVader_13 will no longer be taking song requests at this time

Give me good music to listen to on 11/3/2015 3:25:49 AM

I hereby retract my assumption that I'm sure you're all fine

Dear past self, on 11/3/2015 2:02:38 AM

Dear me from 30 seconds ago,

Um, yeah, a bit real, don't you think? Jesus, dude. Tone it back a bit