If you've ever seen Kitchen Nightmares, you've run into the same problem I have. The show is fine, whatever, but certain episodes would have been seriously elevated if Gordon Ramsay had been allowed to just take out some of those restaurant owners. I can't be alone in thinking that, right?

Last year we at CYS brought in the New Year with Wholesome Dog's Birthday Adventure. This year... this.

Disclaimer: This gets a little rancid.

Super Bonus Challenge: See if you can deduce which page of this storygame was written by Sent!

I discovered a thing that JJJ wrote. It told me all about this quiz-making shit. I followed the instructions, even though I disobeyed JJJ's opening lines by starting this WITHOUT a basic knowledge of any of that weird scripty shit he recommended. This was low-effort as all hell, don't ever use the classic editor for anything you care about.

AQIMFTBHOIA DLC: THE UPDATE DESCRIPTION

Since some of my questions contained outdated information and I needed to make sure everything was in working order, I unpublished this thing. Since I understand this to be something that generally fucks with ratings, I'm gonna add 5 more questions so you have more of a reason to rate it again. Also, every question now has a stupid answer. These are the ones that are so blatantly wrong/non-answers that they give you negative points... Some are better hidden than others. Aside from most of the endings being revamped, there are two new endings! One is for people who're spectacularly awful at quizzes, and the other is an ending for people who go off the beaten path... By being really  bad at quizzes.

No, I will not add a thing at the end that shows your score. If you want to know your score, you have to dick-measure in the comments yourself. Drill Sergeant Nasty has always been an accurate barometer for how well you did, in my eyes.

this is a loosely satirical and somewhat more gamey version of the game that isn't really a game. thanks to the creative juices of Bardockwest. The ORIGINAL: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/randomly-walk

In a strange world where World War I hasn't even happened yet, Law and order is the only accepted form of justice. Until NOW.

Enter Mild-Mannered Clifford T. Boot, 2nd class passenger on the world-famous vessel, the Titanic. Haunted by the shadows of his war-torn past, Clifford bought a ticket to the United States of America looking for a new life. But trouble always finds Clifford, and when an innocent widow and her child are kidnapped by a cult dedicated to resurrecting Napoleon, he has no choice but to return to his old ways and save them... Because for some motherfuckers, mass tragedy doesn't come soon enough.

Do you plan on growing the rice? That's literally back-breaking work! I would rather be kneedropped by Hulk Hogan than waste a perfectly good growing season bent over a pond of wretched swampwater until my torso's ready to slide off my pelvis! Not even the most fried-to-perfection mexican restaurant rice is worth the trouble of growing it by hand!

You seem interested in Option A-- Might I convince you to join the coalition for a garlic-filled future?

This coloring page bears an artwork of Sentinel 'Sent' Penguin grasping a rabid gazelle with ill intent. Sherbet carefully aims his gun at the gazelle, but he is off his mark. The work is executed in an amateurish style and appears to symbolize violence. This illustration refers to the slaying of the rabies-infested gazelle on the XXth of Septobuary, 55XX

Garlic. I suspect I am the only one among this group who could eat a porridge of mashed garlic-- All garlic and only garlic-- By the bowlfull. Just clove after clove of garlic. I'll eat it out of the bowl, I'll eat it with the skin still on, I'll eat it right out of the field. And I suspect I'll always have seconds, because Sherbet and Suranna aren't garlic-powered entities. I would also be fine eating carrots, onions, radish, or ginger, but if we grow pineapple I WILL kill myself.

Here is my further reasoning for garlic: That shit is fucking expensive. If we grow enough garlic to eat as a staple crop, the logic follows that we will become unfathomably wealthy without even needing to get into the drug business!

As far as vote 2, I also vote for A or D, but a fridge seems like the real first step. (everything in it might smell like garlic though)

And people would be entitled to steal from us? Pssh, no way.

I gotta go with option 4. The fact of the matter is that they have the loot, and I want the loot, and if the only people who have the loot I want are pirates, then it's already fair game!

Red, Pink, and Beige, the three colors of Sherbet.

I'm not sure what you think CRT is, but judging by the associated buzzwords, if it's Critical Race Theory you think is something that is being or has ever been taught to K-12 children in the US, I'm afraid you've been unfortunately deceived by the pernicious hallucinations of the Murdoch Countries' collective dementia.

My own theory as to the cause of OP being a gremlin, based on repeated observations of people like this and the experience of having been a child on places all over the internet, is that this purple person is either not a native, or is not one in a very significant way. Without the tools to actually connect to or identify somebody that actually lives on "the rez", she's more just looking for someone to bounce her OCs and their associated ideas off of so that she can learn more about what the lifestyles and conditions of her imaginary characters might be like, from a more socially acceptable position than an outsider pestering somebody for details about their life and culture so that it can be incorporated into whatever they're writing about their OCs. Many such cases of this, the practice's been around since before the internet, when people had to do their polite and well-intentioned brownface by mail. The difference now of course is that it's easier for teenagers to do it, which I suspect the purple lady is based on self-diagnosis and typing accent, but maybe that demographic is just older now.

Better keep your nose clean, bucko

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