If you've ever seen Kitchen Nightmares, you've run into the same problem I have. The show is fine, whatever, but certain episodes would have been seriously elevated if Gordon Ramsay had been allowed to just take out some of those restaurant owners. I can't be alone in thinking that, right?

Last year we at CYS brought in the New Year with Wholesome Dog's Birthday Adventure. This year... this.

Disclaimer: This gets a little rancid.

Super Bonus Challenge: See if you can deduce which page of this storygame was written by Sent!

I discovered a thing that JJJ wrote. It told me all about this quiz-making shit. I followed the instructions, even though I disobeyed JJJ's opening lines by starting this WITHOUT a basic knowledge of any of that weird scripty shit he recommended. This was low-effort as all hell, don't ever use the classic editor for anything you care about.

AQIMFTBHOIA DLC: THE UPDATE DESCRIPTION

Since some of my questions contained outdated information and I needed to make sure everything was in working order, I unpublished this thing. Since I understand this to be something that generally fucks with ratings, I'm gonna add 5 more questions so you have more of a reason to rate it again. Also, every question now has a stupid answer. These are the ones that are so blatantly wrong/non-answers that they give you negative points... Some are better hidden than others. Aside from most of the endings being revamped, there are two new endings! One is for people who're spectacularly awful at quizzes, and the other is an ending for people who go off the beaten path... By being really  bad at quizzes.

No, I will not add a thing at the end that shows your score. If you want to know your score, you have to dick-measure in the comments yourself. Drill Sergeant Nasty has always been an accurate barometer for how well you did, in my eyes.

this is a loosely satirical and somewhat more gamey version of the game that isn't really a game. thanks to the creative juices of Bardockwest. The ORIGINAL: http://chooseyourstory.com/story/randomly-walk

In a strange world where World War I hasn't even happened yet, Law and order is the only accepted form of justice. Until NOW.

Enter Mild-Mannered Clifford T. Boot, 2nd class passenger on the world-famous vessel, the Titanic. Haunted by the shadows of his war-torn past, Clifford bought a ticket to the United States of America looking for a new life. But trouble always finds Clifford, and when an innocent widow and her child are kidnapped by a cult dedicated to resurrecting Napoleon, he has no choice but to return to his old ways and save them... Because for some motherfuckers, mass tragedy doesn't come soon enough.

THAT'S SHERBET'S GAME

HOW ACTUALLY DARE HE, WE LOOK NOTHING ALIKE

If you read and rate Randomly Walk I will fucking kill you

That's you, that's your name now

Vivnar Plorpfangle

I'm mad at you for not being enough of an asshole! Don't explain yourself when you correct somebody's grammar or spelling in the context where a guy literally says he enjoys ragebait! That would've been perfect!

You kids have so much to leagrn about brevity and comedic timing.

I can't believe you're gonna do the *you're correction all sad and apologizing to a guy who's literally posting that ragebait is good. You gotta be kidding me, you had the perfect opportunity! I disagree with you, VV or whatever your name is. If the other kid had responded to this kid with "*you're" after that post, no apology, no elaboration, not a soul in this community with any real bearing would have sided against you because that's funny. But not only can this kid not be based, but you're outright warning her against reprisal for this fundamentally ridiculous thing, and it's such a wasted opportunity that now I'm yelling at both of you!

I posted it specifically because I learned that imgur was banned in schools today, so probably not.

Genuinely depressing that this is considered the most loving relationship in Serbia:

Man, everything you say is meaningless ragebait! Here I am falling for it right now because you've walked right into that, but brown wheelchair nazi from Serbia, that's like, several layers of deeply unserious ways to be a person. But then you add the pickup artist scheme where incel virgins go to learn about what tits feel like, unaware that the person describing them can't even think in his head, and it's like, how the fuck are you even real? Your very being is an ever-unfolding onion of shitposts within shitposts. I'm astonished you were insulted, I thought that was the whole reason God hallucinated you into wretched existence.

Actually I might be five hours late to this, but I say if you're 13, don't look that up, because although the term began as a mildly cringe term of endearment, the internet gen. pop has really not been kind to it. You are likely to be subjected to innapropriate cognitohazards either incidentally or deliberately, due either to weird people being too comfortable with the phrase or edgy people deliberately hating the phrase respectively.