Your lesbian little sister died horribly because her gay crush fucked her over, but that’s not stopping you from taking up the rainbow flag in her honor.

Welcome to another addition to the iconic Gay and Depressed series (shoutout to queenlatifa04 for the amazing original!!). Speaking of the original, read that masterpiece by clicking this link here.

I would also like to point out that some of the more strange aspects of this tale (such as the names of the pages, tone of the story, and several of the endings) are designed as they are to keep the same style as the original.

For EndMaster’s Prompt Contest 2

You see them all the time— serial killers, zombie outbreaks, nuclear fallouts. Of course, you always see them on a movie screen or the pages of a book. Not me.
Hi, I’m Teshi. I play the comedic relief in all your favorite tales of the apocalypse! It’s the best role because if I die, the fans will have the head of the lead scriptwriter. I consider myself pretty well-protected.
That is until all of that goes kerplooey.

Entry in Sherbet's Summer's End Synergy Contest

Special thanks to:
goodnight_a for proofreading and playtesting
TypewriterCat for playtesting (though that's not what she intended it to be) and for words of encouragement
My irl friends for proofreading, playtesting, and letting me work in peace

This story is about Mammon, a promising young boy whose life gets cut short by his father. But for Mammon, this is not the end of the road; it is simply an unforeseen and abrupt turn.

Mammon awakens to find himself a ghost, and must decide what to with his afterlife.

Will he give in to the greed that plagued him in life? Will he use this opportunity to get revenge on those who caused him suffering? Or will he attempt to atone for his sins, now that he has a second chance?

Your city has been living in utter denial of the existence of the gods of yore, and they are angry.
All of them.

As the chosen representative for your hometown, (chosen by the gods, of course) you must complete twelve labors mostly based off of stories from mythology or religious books.

Despite all the religion and spiritual lessons, not every path in this is family friendly. In fact, unless you immediately (or pretty near immediately) die, you'll be subjected to some kind of suggestive talk and most definitely some cussing - some of which could be offensive. So if that's not your thing, don't say I didn't warn you.

For EndMaster's Myth and Religion Contest

Teshi has survived thus far with your help. Can you once again keep our beloved, humorous little protagonist alive?

Honestly I'll probably add this all to the first story someday, but only once it's finished.

The original Gay and Depressed is on the second page of the search all by itself, as it should be. Nothing can quite come close to it.

the what. the what scene?

Dammit now I have to go read Cat's story

New year, new CYS.

Don't glaze the twink

Not to mention everybody likes Sherb

Aw, I can just sit back and have people defend me rather than doing anything myself. This is great

Shh let him just be completely unaware of what he's saying. He'll find out he's wrong soon enough

A plot
Defined reasons for the actions taken; motivations and character traits

Of course Sherb or MHD are the most likely to win, but that's not to say that at least 70% of the other entrants can't write a better storygame than specifically you. You're talking a lot of smack for someone who only recently learned how to type a whole forum post without any misspellings.

I think it would've been a better idea to set your goal at top five or top ten; still by no means any guarantee that Mizal would go for the idea, but a higher chance you'd achieve it if she did. To each their own, though. Best of luck in your endeavors.

Entrants so far:

RKrallonor

MiltonManThing

Prithvish96

Cat2002116

Petros

Mizal

Fluxion

Anthraxus

benholman44

Suranna

CavusRex (Songbird Vagabond)

goodnight_a

fresh_out_the_oven

TypewriterCat

Siyu

Wildblue

Darius_Conwright

Orange

Sherbet

MadHattersDaughter

PerforatedPenguin

Clayfinger

MrAce321

Completely Anonymous Mystery Contestant

Kezmark

LeoScales7

DBNB

hetero_malk

poison_mara