Who STILL wants to be a Supervillian?

A sci-fi storygame by Miccy2000 and chris_zelda

Player Rating5.27/8

"#211 overall, #15 for 2011"

Based on 270 ratings since 01/25/2012
Played 8,019 times (finished 297)

Story Difficulty4/8

"March in the swamp"

Play Length3/8

"A nice jog down the driveway"

Maturity Level7/8

"Anything goes"

Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Tags

Humor

Part of Series

Superhero

Out of holiday time boredom, Miccy2000 has made a return to the site for an indeterminate period and figured he might as well release this silly little game that he never finished. No doubt it's effin glitchy, so my apologies- do let me know in the comments of any significant problems you encounter, it would be much appreciated- game updates are noted on bottom of description.

DESCRIPTION

So, you were dissappointed last time when the closest you got to being a 'supervillian' was teleporting out of a phone booth like some GTA-Vulcan retard sub-species?

Well, prepare for less, or more dissappointment, in the continuing adventures of YOU as you try as hard as possible to stay alive and make as much many as possible, in:

WHO STILL WANTS TO BE A SUPERVILLIAN?

CREDITS: The story, or lack of, and all the awesome semi-mediocre illustrations are done by me.

UPDATES

26/12/11: Thanks to urnam0 for pointing out failures to pay the player for certain missions, also added a couple of new crimes.

31/12/11: The mugging crime wasn't always paying you the right amount, fixed it.
Do let me know if you find any glitches, thanks.

Player Comments

So, I left a comment on the first story in this duo. I just want to say that normally, if I read something like this on here, I would just shrug and move on. The fact that this is rated a 5.57 though is sheer lunacy. I really don’t understand.

I will admit that the “story” is definitely better than the first one. I mean, it actually has a story. You still don’t become a supervillain, and it’s still absurdity to call this science fiction. It’s mostly bug-free, except for when you try to rob a store and there are sometimes no options.

Now, onto why this was a bad story.

First, as a sequel, this story sucks. It claims that the entire first section was all a simulation and so was the teleportation to the Evil Base or whatever. If that’s true, then how did I get there? So the whole first one was apparently just simulating a city to see if I would just get a job and be normal, or if I would rob everyone in sight like a psychopath. Good thing there wasn’t a choice in that.

Anyway. The whole first part of the game is some weird crime simulator where you just mug people and rob them for petty cash. It was boring, repetitive, totally devoid of description, and nobody died. I would also like to point out the lack of actual police encounters anywhere.

The second part consisted of missions, apparently from Evil Corps (who I am forced to imagine, blew up their own base to test me again). The first two are assassination jobs. The author suggests that you fill up on hp so you don’t die. I killed everyone with 30hp. While I would like to say that’s because I’m awesome, it’s actually because this is the blandest crime simulator ever produced.

The third mission is a game of Russian roulette where someone slips you the rest of the bullets, and the author asks you to imagine an epic fight scene. In honor of that, I’m going to ask you to imagine me absolutely roasting the author with plenty of vim and wit. The most he comes up with to end the whole thing is a poop joke.

Honestly this guy must have been a creature of raw charisma to get this story rated so high, because if this storygame were food, even your aunt Margaret from Minnesota would say it needs seasoning.

This isn’t the worst read I’ve had on this sight, but it’s certainly the most frustrating. I mean what’s so hard about actually writing about a supervillain. In fact, I’m going to put all my projects on hold just to write a storygame to spite this dead author. If anybody reads these, I vow to have a supervillain story written by the end of February 2023 that is objectively better than this one.

— Petros on 12/15/2022 6:32:10 PM with a score of 27243

Lame Ass Happy Ending :) Still, better than dying!

— Zoe on 9/13/2024 2:11:27 AM with a score of 12009

One of the best games ever.
Yeet!

— alpha_2 on 10/6/2020 7:55:37 PM with a score of 25297

Not bad

— ArtsyGirl38 on 2/21/2020 10:12:15 AM with a score of 12811

Ewww can't get rid of that taste now.

Great game and story, kindof wacky, cheers

— Glokta on 8/1/2019 7:12:49 PM with a score of 12941

Nice!

— Kromer on 6/24/2019 2:21:16 PM with a score of 12045

Nice ending and very creative...

— Reywalker786 on 6/1/2019 8:59:41 PM with a score of 24166

Its pretty good, lazy writing though at points although it was announced beforehand.