Your office was already known for being welcoming to those with powers. Multiple superheroes work here, because vigilante justice doesn't exactly pay the bills.
But after the head of HR misunderstands your suggestion for a more ethnically diverse workplace, you find yourself working with supervillains in an already explosive environment.
The two sides are one misplaced comment away from erupting into all-out war, and you, a regular office worker with no powers, are stuck in between.
Can you resolve the tension before it bubbles over? Or will you be caught in the crossfire?
This is an entry for Endmaster's Culture Clash contest.