Johnny Castaway

Player Rating2.56/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 161 ratings since
played times (finished )

Story Difficulty4/8

"march in the swamp"

Play Length1/8

"Make sure not to blink"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.


Do you remember the retro screensaver where there was this man on an island & you would watch him make fires, fish, sleep ect. This is a textt version of that awesome game!

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Paying this game somehow gives me the impression that the original game of Johnny Castaway was good... This fanfic was not. >.<
-- Avery_Moore on 5/13/2019 1:12:26 PM with a score of 550
Based off the pic, I can only assume it absorbed me through its stomach. But with that logic just coulda thought of the map of the United States or something then just walked there.

Is that how fast travel works? Will this game ever beat Steve's fear the Psyker? Do you even still go here bruh?
-- corgi213 on 3/18/2019 12:19:19 AM with a score of 550
Didn't find the hidden rolls. Disappointment marks my soul.
-- corgi213 on 3/18/2019 12:16:10 AM with a score of 1000
Those pictures *sigh* so many memories now. It was, like, my main source of entertainment during my childhood. Lol.
Love the idea, but wished the game was a bit longer. You could have gone a lot farther with this game.
-- crazygurl on 6/11/2017 4:12:51 PM with a score of 550
I blew up a plane with a coconut
-- epix on 10/13/2016 8:30:57 PM with a score of 550
No. Just no.
-- CurseOfTime on 4/2/2016 1:52:40 PM with a score of 550
Wow this story-game is old! It was also a very easy-to-solve puzzle game.
-- Will11 on 3/9/2015 6:46:46 AM with a score of 1000
Wasn't hard at all, don't know why this was a 4/8.
-- FazzTheMan on 9/26/2014 8:17:26 PM with a score of 1000
Liked the concept, but seemed really unfinished. You need more depth and you should test your game to make sure it's fun to play.
-- Forby on 6/2/2014 11:08:16 AM with a score of 550
So, Because people are actually like, *still* playing this game almost 9 years after I made it, I'll give a bit of background on this thing~

I found this site when I was 12, and at the time, was obsessed with this screensaver from my childhood. So I did what 12 year olds do, and decided that I *must* participate in this game making community, so I *very quickly* put this one together!

Yes, it's horrible. I'm aware. Believe me, I am aware. But I was 12, and damn it, I was proud of this crappy little game.

I'm 21 now, and my co-workers and I decided to google our old usernames. Found this, and cringed. So yeah.

Y'all have a good one!
-- gamehacker611 on 11/6/2013 10:40:54 AM with a score of 550
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