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He went to get some milk.
The fire set them free.
A ripped condom, he'll never leave.
The body was still warm.
The sword missed his head.

He reached new levels of laziness.

He moved onto another thread.

This thread, it bored him so.

I am eating out your mom

What is the point of this

 

Also I need to add most of your stories are not 6 words

Along with writing, he failed counting.

Six words are the maximum K?

He loved her. A good meal.

He was rich. Now, I am.

Planet: Earth.
Resources: none.
Life: none.

Poor aliens. Abducted the wrong human.

Cat hungry. Owner dead. Problem solved.

See, Mayana can do these right.

Kar, pay attention and take notes.

Actually, don't. Get back to writing.

Why should I if I'm CHAD?

6 word stories can be good, we had a lot of fun doing these as 'romance stories' in the discord awhile back. But I suspect most of what this thread sees will suck.

Can't remember any of mine from before except, 'Broke his ankles; now he'll stay.'

Edit: Was trying to figure out why mine sounded so weird to me. Just realized they sound like those little taglines you see on movie posters. I don't think they worked well as stories. Maybe I'll try again later.

Edit 2: Hopefully these are better.

 

Looking at Earth, we slowly suffocate.

Crucified rebels. Slaves shackled. Roma Victrix.

Beneath raging waves, a leviathan stirs.

Cold and starving, friends become prey.

Reichstag fallen. Red flag rises. Victory.

A whistle blows. Another company dies.

What I always like about these six word thingies is that the really good ones work as prompts for longer stories too. The most important elements for a plot are already present, and that's the case for all of yours here.

I appreciate your kind words, Mizal.

And thank you for the commendation.

“It's for...school?" the hooker asked.

Oh damn! I remember that one! :)
Fun fact, in the end I didn't have to do that presentation at all. The teacher planned it all terribly, so by the end of the year, there simply wasn't enough time left for all of us to do one. Which's great, because I never wrote that thing. :P

Aw that’s a lost opportunity. I’m sure your presentation would’ve been very educational to the class, and would’ve definitely scored points with your teacher.

It would've been better than most of the others, for sure. Most just copied some shit from Wikipedia, then didn't even bother to memorize it, so they just read it all.

But anyway, we're getting off topic. Let's think of some more 6 word stories instead.

Gallant night. Slain dragon. Naked ...
RING!

I fucked all of your moms.

You might want to get checked.

Checked.

Fucked all your moms AGAIN.

Knowing my stepmother, I'd check twice.

My mom is in the hospital and she's crying that she's been raped how could you do this evil villain.

Lies! It wasn't rape. Both consented.

You fucked mine? You poor thing ...

Gayson Hill was cucked every night.
I never got to see it.
Don't pack. We're leaving right now.
My horse cured my erectile dysfunction.

"Bad news. They found the graves."

That's a good one, I like it! And it's interesting how the meaning could potentially change if you replaced "the" with "our".

Failed again. Resetting timeline in 5...

Ha! You've played Into the Breach.

F

Genius Jones is my middle name.

My shoes are full of semen.

EDIT: No want ban for pedophilia.

Trump's dick is on my wall.

man door hand hook car door

I don't think that's a story.

It's a condensed version of the story where a guy and a girl are on a date in a car. The radio tells them that a patient with one hand and a hook covering the other hand has escaped a nearby insane asylum. The guy assures the girl that it's no big deal and then he leaves to get gas or something. While he's gone, the girl hears scratching on her boyfriend's locked car door before she falls asleep. When she wakes up, her boyfriend is still missing, so she drives to his house. When she gets there, as she exits the car she notices a hook on his car door handle. Hence, man door hand hook car door.

I think you missed the mark.

I didn't get that at all.

Well, I'm really sorry about that.

Unarmed, he smiled at the gunman.

 

Smiling back, the gunman aimed...

(Let’s keep this going in six word replies.)

And threw the dart with precision.

He caught it with his mind

And turned it back with force.

He watched the fire with glee

Tee hee. Went on pee spree.

Yep, still milkin'!

I typed. I posted. I regretted.