In an effort to kickstart Infinite Story's rotten heart, we're holding a contest over there.
If you want to join up, go over there and post in the thread. All the instructions are over there in the link provided.
No, I don't care about all that weird extra stuff Bucky does.
Just make sure you turn in a story before the deadline and you'll be fine.
What about an alcoholic vampire reuniting with his broodlings he created decades ago?
Remember that alcoholic vampires can only get drunk by feasting on the blood of victim who are themselves drunk.
Wasn't that a bit in Interviews with a Vampire or something? Freaking Lestat. I want that twink obliterated.