You're a real drag, pal.
"You can get over someone you loved, you can get over someone's death, but you cannot get over baldness."
Seriously dude, either get the stick out of your ass or stick one up there if you swing that way. Go eat a literal dick, man.
The dude said baldness is worse than someone close to you dying. Surely that shows you he's being a teat?
Have you considered the possibility of him being sarcastic?
His general tone is "I am super depressed", so if it was sarcasm either the whole post would be sarcastic, or he's being sarcastic in part of a post and then saying things that border that level of stupidity, in which case I've made a mistake. Still, his stupid thing is still well within the "What stupid people say" department that stupid is the more likely answer.
People can get over someone dying (generally), but baldness kind of sticks with you for life. I'm not saying you can revive someone from the dead, but people can get over things including baldness. I hate my hair short. They make my hair short. I mourn it a few weeks and suck it up. You can't change the fact.
Negative has always been a shitposter. Granted not TSR level since he hasn’t posted child porn, but he’s claimed he’s going to commit suicide on several occasions, has posted advertisements like an spambot and 90% of the time his threads always get deleted by the mods anyway.
Meh, there's nothing wrong with baldness. Just make it look good. On the bright side, you have one less step in your morning routine (assuming you actually brushed/combed your hair). Just look at Vladimir Putin! He's bald, and he's a very successful man! You also have Julius Caesar, Mr. Wonderful, Floyd Mayweather, Voldemort, Hulk Hogan, Walter White, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Agent 47, Lex Luther. The possibilities are endless!
There is nothing good about Strawberry Putin...
1: Do what Ford says, he's right this time.
2: Also, grow a beard when you're older. If you're buff and bald and wearing a beard, you'll be covering only the lower part of your face while everything else is revealed. This makes you a reverse-Batman, which essentially makes you magnetic. Make sure you only grow a beard when your facial hair is thick and you can't see as many spaces in between. A good indication of this is the ability to cultivate a convincing 5 o'clock shadow. Try not to grow a beard until then, because then you'll suffer from Tarantula-face, like the guy who played Steve Jobs, which is worse than baldness.
3. Don't get too many tattoos or too pale a complexion. There's a certain spectrum of ways to rock the bald head, and you have to avoid the ones that make you look like a fucking racist.
Wear a hat.
Did you just compare losing your hair to losing a person.
I don't have anything against you, but you should have expected for strangers on the internet to not be able to help you. As far as I know, there's no cures for balding + I don't really know any ways of comforting people if they're balding anyways. Not like I can help.
Move to America
I'm sure he'll be able to find a great wig in America. :D I mean, technically alot of people here already wear them.
If Trump can make it to near-presidancy with whatever that is on his head, then the sky's the limit in good old 'murica.
I believe it is a squirrel
Shave your head and grow a goatee. At least then you can join a biker gang
Shave your head and grow a goatee.
Negative could try to pull off this look. It’s from his native homeland.
He's probably the most memorable villain out of all the Indiana Jones movies. Liked him way more than any of the mundane Nazis.
Hold on, I'm pretty sure modern medicine can fix baldness. There are plenty of treatments available to restore hair. Why not get one if you hate being bald that much?
I know I'm late but I just want to point out that there is a statistic saying that women are generally more attracted to men who are bald. So it may be looking bad now, but in like 20 years, you will be such a fucking playa...