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Anybody here taking a nice long drag off a blunt today to celebrate the best holiday of the year?

I know I'm not, being on house arrest and all... but hey, I can't be the only human being interested in writing and smoking the ganja.

I know when I'm stoned writing is way more interesting and fluid and I put way more depth into my characters that I'm writing, so I try to do it as much as possible.

Anybody?

I find it idiotic at best to want to smoke just because the date, when written by a yank fuck-wit, are the same as some bastardized meme by people so useless they can only find meaning and community by identifying with the use of an intoxicant. 

On the other hand, my mates do feel like they need to do something this date and one of them's got a free gaff and nodge galore, so that's my night.

Aww, are you lonely Steve?

I don't really mind what you think is idiotic about me enjoying one of the things on this earth. You should become one with nature and stop scrutinizing people for smoking when you don't have any room to judge people (I'm looking at you, fatso).

straying into dangerously stereotypical land here....

Oh, but please! This national holiday shouldn't be spent arguing with people on the internet, it should be spent enjoying God's gift (if you're Christian, I'm not lmao) or simply doing some other mindless activity that doesn't really differentiate itself from smoking bud.

Have a good day!

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Lonely seems like a strange reply, seeing as I was saying I was going out with people, but huh, it seems like you're a massive, quivering pussy, so go fuck yourself.

Massive, quivering pussy seems like a strange reply as well. Considering, y'know, I would definitely do a lot of things that you would never do, so I would assume you are a scared little bitch.

You try too hard to be edgy by replying and calling somebody an idiot for smoking a little herb, dude. It's not like this is going to go anywhere except for you trying to out-edge me lmao.

I'm wondering if you read my post, seeing as I said I was smoking. I'm just not such a faggot I think it's important to do it on a particular date. 

No thank you, in my family we still celebrate Hitler's birthday the traditional way.

The only April holiday I observe is the 15th, which I celebrate every year by filing for a tax extension.

I'm going to try hahah

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Ban the criminal ^_^

now that's just not nice :(

criminals have souls too

All the more reason to ban them.

innocent until proven guilty, my good sir.

my soul is currently still intact

You have my endorsement ^_^

Aren't you supposed to burn Hitler effigies and raid Argentina with stakes and crossbows this time of year?

A bunch of people are smoking up on Parliament Hill today. Fucking dumbasses lmao. 

That's awesome but also kind of sad because they are going to get arrested

Not if they're the governor. Everyone'll just be glad it's not crack this time.

Christ, do Yanks never yank their head free of their sphincter? 

Can a yank not crack a crack joke without a condescending canuck cucking it up?

There are no governors in Canada you fucking assbasket

Oh, right, that guy was a mayor or some shit. I forgot he was the Toronto guy, just that he was on youtube and something vaguely political was happening.

I keep thinking the guy in your avatar is the crazy dude from The Hangover.

He's sort of like The Hangover of Youtube. Except with no sequels and about the same amount of views. He keeps making this face whenever he's on camera, though. It's like his "Acting" face.

No, it's this weird understanding with the police. Nobody gets arrested on Parliament on 4/20. 

I don't smoke, weed or otherwise, but I do like donuts. 4/20 glaze it.

I don't smoke in any way, shape, or form. But who am I to try and ruin your weed day? Have fun.

i respek u

Happy birthday, Hitler.