Basically shitposting with smol dogs and random references so dont expect any serious shit or appropriate material. Also, the traits look ugly but are pretty important when it starts getting jUiCy so ignore that mess.

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You’re a starving hero. Well, not starving. Or a hero. Actually, you just appeared. You don’t know anything about this world or who you are, but you know that you’re in a tree. Which isn’t very common. Or maybe it is. Who knows.

The point of this? You don't know that either. Maybe it's to collect all the dogs in the surrounding kingdoms and build an army. Maybe it's to become an awesome necromancer. Maybe it's to become a dragon rider, or save kingdoms. But you don't know any of that. Which sucks. But good luck!