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We have a Moderator Central now...

WTH does that mean? 0_o

It means we have a place where all the threads moderators deleted, but still want to keep to refer back to all in one place, only accessible by the moderators. 

I don't like the sound of that. 

You would if you're a mod. 

I know, but now, I actually have to watch what I say on the internet. Oh noes. (Yes, that was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek).

The phrase tongue-in-cheek is going to be used frequently now that JJ had brought it up. 

Ha. What is that supposed to mean? I use this phrase quite a lot irl.

Really? The first time I've heard someone using this phrase was when JJ brought it up. 

Nah, it's been around for a long time. I hear people use it all the time.

We've had it since practically forever >_<

What are you on about, "There is no such thing as free lunch"?

*There ain't no such thing as a free lunch

I mean, Mod Central has existed for years.

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There is no such thing as a Jewish teenager in his youth using a picture of what he will look like in his older days for his profile...

But it was never actually shown...if it really did exist for years...

Yeah, it was.

We've had you since practically forever, weird old guy with wire-rimmed glasses who is really some Jewish teenager who likes to pick apart the logic of people's arguments (which is actually a very fun pastime (yes, that's how it's supposed to be spelled)).

He used a picture of a old woman in her 80s on one of the RPs, btw. 

I know. I was just messing with him.

I felt disgusted when I looked at his picture every time he posted. I mean, his character is suppose to be a sexy female in her youth, and yet he dare...he dare...

It could have been worse. On a slightly unrelated note, I started taking my Summer I Fine Arts- Visual class last week. We've been looking at a lot of pictures and sculptures of naked people. It kinda disgusts me. We were looking at this one figure that was supposed to be a figure of beauty and fertility; all I saw was sag, lots and lots of sag. *shudders*.

The sculptures need to learn what real beauty is. 

I know, right? Beauty is not "big boobies, absolutely no butt". I mean, come on, I know most of the people who made these things were cave men, but still. Beauty is also not "fat chick sitting on a throne surrounded by lions...while giving birth to a baby." Actually, nevermind, the first two parts do seem kinda sexy. The Mesopotamians might have been on to something had the woman not been in the middle of parturition.

I get the feeling the Greeks knew Aphrodite never existed  and simply made tolerably chubby naked women statues to jerk off to. And then, when anyone caught them fapping to Aphrodite, they could deny it by pointing that out and saying, "I'd never fap to Aphrodite! She's FAT!" *pulls pipe out of mouth, looks over shoulder from the side of leather chair* And that's where anorrexia came from!

Ah, history.

 So, you're saying that men like fat women but are embarrassed by the fact that they like fat women? I don't really have a problem with fat women (there is a limit, though). I do have a standard of perfection, but I know that even if it is achievable, chances are that she'll want nothing to do with someone like me. 

I'm saying that that the greek statues of women were only curvy, not fat, but they used their apparent weight as an alibi for their fapping, claiming that they'd never fap to someone who's fat. Because everyone denies fapping when they aren't on the internet.

Umm...okay.

But there is also the theory that everyone before the era where women decided that looking thinner was a sign of fasting and religiousness was a chubby chaser because they seemed more fertile.

That's...surprisingly accurate. Large breasts represented a woman's ability to feed a child. Large hips translated to better childbirthing abilities. So, you pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Yes. But when they're TOO big, it becomes ugly. 

Wait, so were you upset about me objectifying women or do you really just hate fat chicks? I am so confused.

Neither. Or both. ^_^

Wait, you can't be both. If you dislike fat women because they're fat, then it would be hypocritical for you to judge my comment. Of course, it is possible that you dislike fat woman because of some reason besides their appearance, but that would mean that you are stereotyping. So, either I was wrong to assume that you were upset because of the nature of my comment or it doesn't matter because you were being two-faced (Wow, that sounded really mean  of me). Or it could just be Senpen sowing his asexual seeds of discord. Though, if they were asexual, they would be spores, not seeds, I think (stupid biology).

Neither. Both. One of them. Or one of each. Or both of them and neither of them. Or both of them or each of them. Or each of them and neither. Or one of each and both. 

I do have a problem with...

With what?

You know...to what you were referring to in your post...

Fat women?

He has a problem with your standards of perfection.Womyn shouldn't be judged like that!

Sorry, I didn't mean to objectify women. I'm actually kinda embarrassed now that I realize it. I'm not a feminist by any means, but I don't like upsetting people or creating an awkward atmosphere by making anyone feel "lesser".

But, seriously, most men think that way, even if they don't do so openly. I was just being honest, perhaps a little too honest. Again, sorry.

Nah, I don't think you offended everyone. Guys with sexualities do that all the time, and I don't think feminists would ever be able to change shit about that. I was just making fun of how a lot of 18th century paintings and greek statues of beauty would be considered fat by today's standards.

Again, I feel very awkward; I usually don't make comments about that sort of thing. After all, most of the women I've ever been close to (so far, two...and "close" is a subjective term) have attracted me for intellectual reasons, not physical (After all, if I actually put the effort into talking to someone, I want it to be someone with whom I can have an intellectual conversation (Yes, I'm being serious)). I actually considered changing that part of my post after I though about it, but someone had already responded. I mean, for all I know, Nmelssx might not be talking about that, but it still bothers me.

I hate fat chicks. That's what I meant. 

(Kidding). 

I've read a few threads in it before about a month ago - it's not very interesting. It was more interesting that it was a hidden sub-forum than the threads it contains xD It'll probably be hidden again after a week or so(best guess) since alexp is going around coding and optimizing stuffs :3

You've read a few threads in it before? Unless you're a mod, you can't access it...

You used to be able to. Anyone could until they fixed the bug.

We can't access it now anyway, even though it's shown. 

Actually... You still can, sorta.

Nope. 

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/moderator-central

Obviously I'm not gonna tell you how, but I can.

OOOoooOOOooo, special benefits, huh? Wow. 

I'm not gonna tell u how, but I, i, I, i can! 

^_^

UP_URS

Calm down and come talk with the COOL kids James and I about fat chicks, nmeless.

It's Nmelssx. 

"James and me" would actually be proper in that case. I know it seems weird; English is jacked up.

James and I went up a hill. James and I went down a hill. James and I.

The End. 

James and I went up a hill. I went up a hill.

Come hang out with James and I. Come hang out with I.

Come hang out with James and me. Come hang out with me.

It's a weird rule, but this should help demonstrate it.

Me say come hang out with I all the time. What is you talk about!?

Actually, it makes a lot of sense. 

I guess Kristine's grammar must be rubbing off on me. That's what her name is, if memory serves, I've been calling her "Krissie" for a long time...

Kristine told me that you she cheated on you. 

Kristine isn't the one who calls me Senpai, she's my half sister, you sicko!

I know. She told me she cheated on you. 

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It's everyone's favorite superhuman trio, the WTF gang.

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It's everyone's favorite superhuman trio, the LOL gang. 

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It's the ROFL League!

Well, my trio goes well with this picture.

http://1000funnypictures.com/wtf-pictures-xlv/taking-the-perfect-bath-wtf-pictures/

Okay, the picture makes me feel a little weird, though.

Marcellus Wallace - W for "What does he look like?!"

Thomas the Train - T for "Train"

Fenchurch - F for "Fenchurch" (she's a simple person)

What is the purpose of this thread?

It's a discussion about a new Central popping out of nowhere. 

I would tell you the purpose of this thread, but as soon as I do, someone will show up and go on a rant about nothing really has inherent purpose and good/evil is a strictly human concept.

Caching bug; the forums list loads much faster... and it also seems to load this one.

Clicking on it should just redirect you back to main listing.