Not all storygames are equal. This is an indisputable fact, so why do all storygames get an equal amount of featured comments? The most popular games on the site are generally on the longer side, and have thousands of completed playthroughs and comments, yet have the same amount of featured slots as some shitter's "whattt" that will get taken down in a week. Another result of a larger amount of comments on bigger games is that the bigger comments--those not worthy of replacing a feature while simultaneously being much higher quality than the rest of the rubbish--will quickly get buried under a pile of "good!!" and "pOOpy i cant win i hate it omG1". It's especially jarring to go read Gryphon's 3k word comment and the two other detailed featured comments and then see a flood of only one-line/paragraph reviews.
Introducing: scaling featured comments! The values can be tweaked, but I think that we could start with one additional featured comment for every length increase of two. For example, a 1/8 length story retains the default three, but a 5/8 will have a fitting five featured slots, and the giants such as Eternal or DMW will get six (maybe we add another featured slot for 8/8 length games, but I feel like six featured comments is probably the most we want, since there should still be an element of competition and we don't want too many features to conceal the important "lol" of the grassroots commenter).
This will encourage more people to write big, comm-fishing effortful comments for longer games, and the implementation of this rule will open up so many slots on older games that will encourage people to go back and replace some of those featured comments that were written by NPCs that don't even exist anymore.
Plus, if someone actually uses reviews to judge whether they should play a game, then they have more curated knowledge about some of these larger storygames that might convince them to commit to the game, or they might find that one element that would've ruined the game for them if they had started, saving them some time.
Also, this feature doesn't have any potential for abuse, since only mods can feature comments. If anyone can see any real downsides to this, go ahead and say something, but I tried to analyze this issue holistically and have determined that this will definitely be a change for the better!