Fun story from first grade.
It was Veteran's Day and the teacher took time out to mention it and then asked us if any of us had a relative who was in the the military. Naturally just about everyone did and in typical fashion everyone eagerly threw up their hands to mention it. And the teacher kept saying to everyone that they can honor that relative today.
The thing was everyone also mentioned a relative who had died in some war (usually WW2) which lead to some confusion on my part.
ME: My grandfather was a sergeant in Vietnam.
TEACHER: Oh good, that means you can honor him today.
ME: But I can't!
TEACHER: (shocked) Why not?
ME: He's not dead yet!
TEACHER: (mad at me) That doesn't matter! You can still honor him while alive!
ME: Oh, okay.
My grandfather actually thought it was funny when I told him what happened though.
I wasn't only one who got confused that day though since everyone was mentioning a dead relative, a girl named Catherine thought everyone was supposed to mention one regardless of military background.
CATHY: My grandmother died.
TEACHER: That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. (Quickly points to another raised hand)
In retrospect it's probably amazing that Cathy didn't start crying. Lol.