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Hello...my name is Masky. Pleasure to meet you all...I've been in the forums a lot, just not talking. So I decided to step out of the shadows just to talk, for now. One more thing, don't ask what's behind the mask.

I think I know, A FACE!

Welcome, if Sentinel offers you a spork don't take him, join me, or Mad!

I already know about Sentinel's sporks, thanks for the tip, though.

Delta's on my side, and he told me that he talked to you a lot.

We actually do talk a lot. Way too much, sometimes.

How many posts, total? At me there is a total of 700, more or less.

Umm I think 1629.

*Spits out his juice* What! Wow, and I thought I talk a lot!

Sorry if I spilt some juice on you.

It's okay, I can always wash my clothes.

So do you join me? Or Sentinel? Or Mad? Hmm?

I'll join you, for now.

Smart choice, smart choice!

Damit!

What's below your hair and above your chin at the direction you usually see things from? :D

Also welcome to CYS, have fun either/or making storygames or joining the forums. There is no secret cow level here though.

 

Kay thanks.

Do not fall to the sporkless heathens! You're better than that!

Too late, Spork lover!

I do not love sporks. Sporks are not some simple brainless pets like your idiotic zombies and disgusting pudding shit, Sporks are utensiles that demand RESPECT, not love.

Wait untill the sporks hear this!

Like I said, they don't want love from anything!

Welcome! Do not take the spork!

Don't worry I didn't, still sporks are okay-ish

Hola!

Hi

Hello.

Hey.

Hi nice to meet you formally. So tempted to ask.

Welcome to the site! 
What's behind the mask?

Lol ^^ Heyo Masky!! Sup

Hi.

Hahaha! I can't believe I was away when you posted this! God dammit!

Anyways, hi (again)!

Do you want a shotgun? Or Winters black panties? XD

Oi! Delta you sure as hell better not be talking about my panties!! *Pissed off* :p

Hehehe, not yours anymore! XD *runs away*

Nooooo!!!! Get back here you bastard!! They're my favourite pair!!! DX *chase after*

*sighs* fine, here... *gives them back*

Just gonna say that I copied them with an atomic multiplier and now you have two pairs... I have the other pair to Masky... :D

T_T Jerk :p

Well, in any case, Masky, I hope you enjoy them ;_; lol

What the hell just happened? 

I gave Masky Winters panties :D (it's a long story)

And I would love to hear it, not here though, you'll PM me the details

Sorry I was super bored, so I thought why not introduce myself. I'll take the shotgun.

Ehh, I gave you her panties anyway, but here's a shotgun! *gives a standard issue double barrel shotgun*

Delta you're bastard T_T

.\_/. I shall beat you to a pulp!! (......Is that how the saying goes???.....)

When in the face of oppression, sometimes you need a WMD to settle things... Could I interest you in a spork?

It could be useful.... hmmm.... *thinking pose* 

Define your product.  ^^

 

What's a spoon (sry spoony spork) gonna do???

Well Sentinel has been working to make them sentient by making deals with kitchen demons. After that I believe he plans to take over the world but an unexpected problem arose. Strawberry pudding happens to defuse the demonic energies inside the spork's and render them normal again. 

Hence the Spork v.s. Pudding war.

Ohhhhh! So that explains the non stop hectic pudding and spork stuff. Glad I finally understand.

Sooo.... if the Pudding can stop the killer sporks demonic powers how good is it? What side are you on??

The Strawberry pudding creates madness as a side effect. So it's not really a safe choice either unless your already mad; in which case it will taste amazing.

I'm on my own side and have been since the P&M War of Archive past. :)

I see.....

(how old does that make you then???) o.o

Time is CYS has little meaning unless your in the forum games section...

Okkaaayy. ;p

Anyway, I think it is quite hard to make a solid decision at the moment, maybe in another life time ^^ Thanx anyway

.......

Congrats on joining the neutral team. :)

There's always me and Claw :P

Na, neutral team is good =)

I made no such deals! Fireplay has miss-defined  these things. You see, sporks have been amazing sentient creatures of raw power for centuries, so much so, that the mortals that worshipped them created smaller replicas so that they might eat from them as an expression of love and loyalty. True sporks are beings of great majesty that recieve no defusal from the evil that is strawberry pudding!

At least, that's what the almighty 'Spork Book Of Truth" says according to him. But I got a peek, almost blinded me from the amount of evil I saw.

There is so much evil in the sporks that not even the mutants who eat the guts of their enemies and love nothing more than to smash babies and cook up a nice batch of Toddler Tots will join you. So much god damn evil in those utensils. 

There is no 'Spork book of Truth'! (at least not for the eyes of non-spork-users...) But it nas no evil whatsoever!

So much damn evil... 

There is no such evil. Sporks are Chaotic Neutral at worst!

What matters is only the number of posts you have.

Hello! Nice to meet you masky! Now leave the undead and join the Meow-Meows please...

Go away cat! Or join me?

Join what?

Shotguns and zombies :D

Lol, sounds kool

I know :D that's why I made it!

Wow.. Before reading this post I didn't realize just how many factions CYS has produced. I guess a lot of stuff has been going on while I haven't been very active. I wonder if I could make my very own team... 

Well howdy anyway to you Masky. Good luck with the madness that is CYS Forums. 

Oo...

Are you a Cry fan? Please say you are.

She is. So am I.

So am I.

Vas iz dis Cry Fan?

Either the 07 independent horror movie The Cry, or the 1754 satirical novel, both of which were fun.

Neither.

I'm referring to the YouTuber, Cryoatic/ChaoticMonki.

And he's fucking amazing :D dat voice tho.

Ohhh yeah. That's not even the best thing about him. He's just generally a brilliant person. Have you been watching Truth, the Eye, and the Beholder? 

Mutton.

No, not really... I don't watch Cry as often as Masky does, ask her. I mainly watch Cry for his creepy pasta videos :D

"I can follow the blood trail. Lick it, sniff it, I don't give a fuck, do something." - Cry