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11 years ago

Hello everybody. I have been reading stories on thsi site for about 2 and a half years now and just decided to make an acount. Oh, and one more thing. I think strawbarry pudding is the worst invention on the plannet and sporks are useless.

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11 years ago

I can understand your hatred for strawberry pudding, but your dislike of sporks is unfounded and disgusting.

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11 years ago
I hate sporks more. Sporks are the the stupidest thing anyone ever invented. My friend got killed by a spork.

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11 years ago

Then he must have committed some crime against sporkkind. Sporks do not kill blindly.

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11 years ago

Yes, he must have served the evil that is strawberry pudding at one point, in which case he thoroughly deserved it.

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11 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

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11 years ago

Welcome, here's your free chicken.

I think we will good be good friends, no? Let's unite against the evil that are sporks and pudding.

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11 years ago

For someone who has read well made stories, assuming you didn't read warrior catz advntur1111! three hundred times, your misspelling of this is quite odd.

 

Obviously TSR.

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11 years ago

I know I wasn't here during that 'period', but I think you're jumping to conclusions far too quickly.

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11 years ago

You may think that.

But really I'm not.

Had like four fucking accounts made in the same day, all the same person.

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE.
CAN't
FUCKING

TAKE IT
 

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11 years ago

It's just...not a very nice way to introduce people to the site, if he was actually a newbie. (that's been lurking for 2 years)

I'm going to assume he is one, until I have solid proof that he's TSR.

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11 years ago

We don't have solid proof he isn't!
THIS ISN"T AMERICA.

EVERYONE IS TSR UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.

 

This is why I don't have a large group of friends.

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11 years ago
A small group of friends is nice :D

I'm you're friend, right? ;u;

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11 years ago

Hell, I'm not even American.

So what, every newbie on the site must be put through an Ordeal of Innocence?

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11 years ago
It could be fun for some new people :P like a RP session

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11 years ago

'Now go jump into that lake. If you drown then you were innocent. If you survive then you are guilty and will be sentenced to death.'

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11 years ago

They wouldn't let people drown.

They'd fish em out.

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11 years ago

That's what SHE said during a very applied situation that amounts to something incredibly dirty if you think about it for too long.

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11 years ago

....

Heh

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11 years ago
If you treat everyone like this, then I can see another reason why you don't have a lot of friends

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11 years ago

Mkay...look at his point history.

Look at it again.

Take a DAMN long look at it.

Take a LONGER DAMN LOOK AT THE FUCKING POINT HISTORY.

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11 years ago

"I have been reading stories on thsi site for about 2 and a half years now and just decided to make an acount"

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11 years ago

Eh, I'll use google then.

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11 years ago

Also

Other: I am blind.

LOLOLOL

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11 years ago

Blind people can use screen readers. For obvious reasons, text-based games are pretty much the only games they can play, so it's really not surprising that a blind person would be on this site.

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11 years ago

With Lucas and the other guy (can't recall his name) + ZomZoms, we have at least 3...

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11 years ago

Yeah, a couple of users that have been so called, "blind".

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11 years ago

... One day a really nice person who's been using the site for 2 years but only just made an account, is really interested in science and loves reading Warrior Cats is going to join the site and end up running away in tears cheeky

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11 years ago

Bah, that wouldn't happen, we've put up far too many warning signs! They'd have to be blind not to see-.... Oh, right...

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11 years ago
I'm pretty sure we have more than just 3 on here.

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11 years ago

I see you have not taken a like to grammar, what a pity!

and if you don't understand me, here's a couple of examples: Strawbarry Pudding and Plannet