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I'm new here :-D working on my first storygame! I thought I'd introduce myself:

I'm 19 years old, male, and although I may not look it, I have a bit of experience with writing. Other things: I go to a vocational school where I've begun learning about electrical engineering; it's very fascinating.

I'll probably be around for a while, 'til I'm bored or create my first story. If I really like it here, which I already do, I might look into making a second story sometime in the future. Don't count on that though.

Otherwise, I'm glad to be here and I can't wait to create something great :-D

Welcome to our community!

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Capy welcomes you with open paws. 

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

Welcome, good luck with your story.

Hey, look! A new member who isn't a warrior cats fan or an already-existing member! :D nah, I kid the new members. Welcome, dude, have good time, sombodieeeeeee.

Unnervingly generic, but hello and hello.  Welcome to the 70% sardonistic, 30% foolery forums.  I'll be looking forward to your content...maybe.

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A four letter name! Dammit, Ford. 

Hallo der.

Hallo der.

Hallow der.

Hallow deer!!! Shit. 

Bonjour!  Je m'appelles Boringfirelion!  J'adore la glace, mais je déteste les hamburgers.

Vous parlez français?

HOW CAN YOU HATE HAMBURGERS!?!?!?!? 

 

Hamburgers are the doom of humans!

I don't like Hamburgers either :p

Oh that's right, you're a cannibal vegetarian.

I did have some nice Lettuce earlier, but no, not really a vegetarian :p

I understand. Most people can't quite finish the wheelchair.

What the fuck man. Did you just say you don't like hamburgers?

yes ford... Yes... He... did...

No.  I said I hate them.

You RN:

What is that FROM!? This has tormented me for two hours. 

http://whatshouldbifflescallme.tumblr.com/post/38275209116/when-somebody-says-i-like-food-too-much

Ratatouille.

Ah, I remember that movie! 

I used to LOVE it. 

So fun just to stare at his lips moving...  Is that weird?

I LOVE food. And if I don't love it,

I don't swallow.

Dont trust the capybara. He an untrustworthy stinky guinea pig.

Hi. Im the otter. Welcome to Cystia.

I'll trust you if you give me a hug. 

Did I say that you should trust me?

SURE!!

Okay. I'll trust you.

Don't trust the otter. She'll use her body to distract you, and while you are fixated on dem flippers she will cut your throat. 

And the capybara is a giant rat-pig. The choice is obvious (the otter, in case you're retarded).

Really? The choice wasn't so obvious for YOUR MOM. Also, tell her she forgot her panties at my house. 

Silly rat-pig, you confused your mom with mine!

# @coins silly. You thought his dad was his mom?