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I'm Mr. Mustachio, the man with the mustache. I'm eager to join the community.

By the way, I may or may not be the alt of an existing user...... (wink wink)

Hello, mysterious wielder of a mustache.

Yes, posted within 2 minutes!

*rolls eyes* Well, that just proves you're an alt. You wouldn't have brought up the subject if you weren't. Well, welcome back whoever you originally were.

Penguinite*

I doubt Berka would do such a thing. I mean, he did have a war with Aman, after all. 

I'm not Ford or SenPen, but I do know them in some conversations.

Ford confirmed.

I am not Ford!

@Ford

There! Let's see if he confesses! But I assure you, I'm not him! Maybe I'm someone in this thread..... *creepy voice* Trust nobody.

Am I invisible? And me.

There's a high chance that Mustachio is lying, but there's a smaller chance that he's telling the truth. I choose to believe that small chance.

I find the chance is higher that he's telling the truth, I know way too many members who openly admit to having at least two accounts.

Thanks for the confirmation that I am not you.

The first for letters of MrMustachio are "MrMu". MrMu has four letters in it. Ford has four letters in his name. Therefore, you are Ford. But wait; there's more. 4 + 4 = 8. Half of four is 2. 2+8 = 10. There are ten letters in "Illuminati". Therefore, you are Ford and Ford is Illuminati confirmed. 

3spooky5meeeee

D15 SH1T'Z DA D4NKN3ZZ

Does everyone have an alt these days? :P I'm starting to feel left out.
 

It's okay, Kiel. Your imaginary spouse is alt enough.

The only family member I have on this site is my sister and if you're trying to imply something about that, you're disgusting. First you're into wolf sex, then you're into incest ... sick little gerbil.

Speaking of sickness, most kids drop their imaginary friends by the age of ten.  But trying to fuck them? That's low, Kiel. :P
 

You really need to get new material, gerbil.

Yup.
 

I thought about making an alt, but I'm a bit too lazy nowadays to do stuff like that anymore.

The mods would know it was me anyway, unless I went through the hassle of masking myself. Even then I'd probably give myself away pretty quickly making all that work pointless.

So basically your unmasking would end up something like this.

Yeah, "ClimaxMistress" wouldn't get too many posts in before the truth came out.

Huh. I assumed if you made an alt, it would be one of those things that my mind can't process, so it instead substitutes the horrid writings for something that spares my mortal consciousness, whilst still projecting the underlying message of dread. Like the name "EndMaster".

That's discounting the possibility that you're all figments of my subconscious, of course.

I'm not going to say welcome to the site because you're already a member, apparently. So, welcome back.

I'll bet all my chickens that this guy is none other than Aman.

For obvious reasons.

You ... have chickens?

Foolish mortal!

How dare you question my mightiness as the Divine Prophet of our Lord the Chicken God?!

Of all the fucking things I've heard on ch.... 

*Facepalm*

... Why would a prophet own the earthly incarnations of their deity?

Because you see, I am disguised as an eighty-year-old man giving out free roasted chickens to little children in my little white van.

I figured you'd know that, considering all the fucking times you've called me Capy. XD

... You own capybaras?

I'll keep that in mind if I ever find myself needing to hunt giant rodents for food.
 

The bones seem like an issue in the smaller ones.

Ahh. The more you know.

I imagine the term "guardian" would be more appropriate, in this instance, than "owner".

Of course, maybe the chicken god isn't an actual chicken, kinda like how Inari, the rice goddess, isn't made of rice.

Ahhh. That makes more sense.

Been a while since I've heard anyone talking about that show / movie ...

Yeah, I'm vaguely nostalgic about it, I guess.

XD

They've replaced it with something else that focuses of Sheen on a different planet - with none of the other characters from the Jimmy Neutron show. I liked the original show much better.

I thought that show died out quite a while back. Yeah, the original was ... better. I never thought either was all that good.

*shrugs* I haven't had cable for quite some time so I wouldn't be surprise if it has died since then. Probably replaced with this 'Adventure Time' thing, or one of the worse versions of Teen Titans that my friends tell me about. From what I've seen/heard of them, they are complete pieces of crap that they're letting kids watch.

Clarence...Regular Show...Uncle Grandpa...

>.> All of which I'm not particularly fond of.

I know; they all suck.

Uncle Grandpa? Sounds like something I'd expect to come out of Marshall.

Regular show? The first half of every episode is boring as fuck. The second half is a drug trip.

Clarence? Something about the realism of the show makes me frown; it's like childhood is slowly fading into non-existence.

Agreed on all accounts, sadly.

Regular Show is fucking great.

It's great for the reason you described, though I don't find the first half boring.

Why not both?

The realism of Clarence is what makes me like it, IMHO.

But whether we like or dislike the show, I think we can all agree the theme song is annoying as fuck.

Uncle Grandpa? Wouldn't that mean he fucked his mother, and then the kids produced from that get married and have children as well?

... I think his name is grandpa or something weird like that, but ... hearing that theory just make the show that much more unappealing.

Nope.

No. I don't swear that much, or hate WC that much.

No. I like capybaras, but I don't have people call me "Capy." (No offense, Malk.)

I'm not TacocaT.

You done?

Never give up, never surrender!

I must conclude that he is you!

Since you deny that you have a alt, and have been posting a lot in this thread, which makes you the least likely suspect.

No, I'm not Kiel.

I DID participate in his Writing Exercises a bit (not on this account).

The answer's right under your noses (no, not drugs, and not a mustache), but I mean....

I didn't think it would be THIS hard. Then again, there's thousands of users that I can be, even ones that don't go on the Forums.

Coins, Nmelssx, Swift, Beta, Claw? Sethaniel?

No, no, no, no, no, and no. None of them are my main account.

Nice try James, we all know it's you.

I could have just said that to fuck with you.

Nope.

I've RPed with you before, iqqih. (Hint hint)

Main account? SpartacusTheGreat?

Neo? Grotty? ...Pinkalily?

Nope. None.

XD I do have alts, two, but this is not one of them. One of which should be real easy to define as my alt since I put it up in the profile.

A hint; it's a palindrome that involves cats.

The other one, I'm not telling who it is. ^-^

WarriorCatsRPStories? It was you all along.

Biggest plot twist ever.

But who can manage so many accounts?

Ford.

Aw hell no!

Nope. I made an introduction thread for it, but I doubt anyone remembers it.

4-5 months ago.

About a week ago...

Tanstaafl?

I'm not Jewish.

Orthodox.

Nope. I'm not Drakoblare, and I'm not Steve_Greg.

WarriorCatsRPStories

(don't know if I spelled the username right.)

AW HECK NO!

XD

Well you guys are making me chuckle.

So far, no one guessed it. I think my main account's name will be sealed for a big longer, considering how inaccurate you guys are.

Claw was a close one, though. We know the same language (besides English).

Delta?

Nope.

I participated in the WC-CYS War. I was a pacifist for a small portion of it.

Come on guys, I'm literally giving you the answer now!

FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY.

Yes. Orthodox is the main religion there.

Eastern Romanian Orthodox? No?

XD

I knew it. Notice that I haven't been guessing at all? Well, I guessed the warriorcatsrpstories just to see how you'd react, but other than that, I let everyone else have all the fun.

I knew that this was too easy!

Maybe Claw is all of these.

Trust me James, some people didn't get it. You're not the only one.

This is what tipped me off;

Hello, mysterious wielder of a mustache.

Yes, posted within 2 minutes!

(almost no one replies that fast for an intro thread)

Am I invisible? And me.

There's a high chance that Mustachio is lying, but there's a smaller chance that he's telling the truth. I choose to believe that small chance.

(why would you believe the small chance unless you had evidence to prove it?)

xD ... My first guess was right? (I never actually posted a guess, but it would've been my first.)

Why did everyone think I had an alt? XD

Okay, so isn't it like 2 a.m in the morning for you?

12am right now at a friends party on the holidays. Get rekt m8 *mlg glasses*

Thanks for telling me that you are in western Australia. No one can out mlg me.

What you got against creepers? They're just one type of plant. :P

I like this creeper:

I do not like this creeper: 

... And maybe this kind of creeper:

I like being the second kind of creeper. :D

PS: I already know you read this message.

Creepers?

This is true.

Hey, give them some credit. Without Australia, TF2 would take place in Mexico, which would be offensive, probably.

Aman will be suing you presently, WCRPS.

You know that I'm MrMustachio, right?

My poor chickens. :(

Never should've bet your chickens.

How do we know that derpbacon is not aman's alt, and he's playing the long con?

Or aman is plotting with derpbacon, and actually created the accout?

I have nothing to do with Aman! I swear!

Or I'm secretly your account, and you've hidden the deep dark truth all along?

Nice try, but we all know just how much galob hates the Mustache God.

Yes, how could I ever don the role of a mustachiod man! I was aman's son and thrown out because I didn't have a mustache, and now I hate all mustaches!

I thought you were one of my most trusted allies, being a fellow leader of Mustache Destroyers Co., til you turned on me along with a bunch of neutrals in the third Ice-Pyro War.

I cri errytime :'(

I don't even remember that. :c

Anyways, I side with pyro since I main pyro in tf2. :D