I have won several rap battles over the internet, for some reason. I won one in real life, but that's because I had my shit written down and he cracked halfway through on improvisation.
Daddy Sam. (Because then I'd be the father of the "Son of Sam" killer, and my jizz would be the kung fu master who taught Jackie Chan how to Drunken Box, since "Sam Seed" is the American localization of "Beggar So" in some of the old wuxia movies, depending on which company dubbed the Chine-... Oh, somebody hand me a pirate coat and some facepaint! I'm referencing mildly obscure shit left and right!)
I've battled everyone I ever had any interest in battling, here and irl.
Yes.
Maybe.