Bloody Hell, I can tell that this's a writing site when the members are trying to figure out what constitutes a "sport".
It's a competition where there is an attainable goal which is achieved through some format of a measured process which involved competition and the use of the abilities of the participants.
There. :)
That includes freakin' chess. Somebody should go make a chess storygame now and place "sport" as one of the categories to cement this as site policy. Probably Steve should since he's panzying out of our site competition.