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I played this game "Tower of Riddles" and found it fun, but with one problem: it had to be multiple choice. So, I thought, why not make a thread where we can just make and solve riddles, without the multiple choice issue; so that we have to actually solve and can't easily guess. I made this without having a riddle in mind, might come later with one. Meanwhile you guys make riddles.

A simpleton travels light
to the Necromancer's delight.
With his scythe he slices through
who's corpse does he leave icy blue?

There once was a person who made a account on a writing website 

He proceeded to argue with people, and just was a dumbass

What happened to him once he stoped being amusing?

Mizal. Mizal happened to him. That or Endmaster. I don't want to read through the whole thread.

Oof, both. That's not a good sign for Noobie. May mods have mercy on your soul.

The reaper just arrived, his soul had no chance.

Bahaha, another account for your collection. You should start a new section on your profile.

Excuse me? I almost never ban anyone. I just like to playfully bat them around once I realize they're the posting dead. And End already has a dedicated graveyard.

Ah, see, last time I was here you weren't a mod yet and you've banned two people since I came back so I figured it was a common occurence:p 

Edit: At least I don't think you were a mod... 

ArtsyGirl and her alt were alts of somebody previously banned.

I'm made of rubber, or march with brass;

I hold back the hair of a fetching lass;

Bilarro's were iron; on a bride's hand, I flash.

And what will you soon be, alas?

I've got it, but are we putting the answers in the forum and will there be consequences if I answer this particular one:p

Yes, one person puts the riddle, anyone else can answer.

Is there any sort of punishment for direct insults? Obviously like half of you are doing that.

Sorry man, people in the forums are kinda assholes towards new people sometimes. I think they're jaded due to the years of fighting bad warrior cats fanfiction:p Nothing wrong with some riddles in my opinion, older peeps have probably just had multiple riddle threads in the forum before so they aren't as interested.  

Figures this isn't original.

Just try to search out if a threads been started before you make one. Also post only when you have something pertinent to say until people start to like you more:/ I was on here about a year before I started in the forum honestly. 

Thanks, but I'd rather post as I please and endure the insults. I've already gone through it on Warzone forums (which is frankly more appealing then this one), so I'm more or less used to being insulted for arbitrary reasons and such. Although, I will take your advice about checking before posting once I find the search bar.

And yes I know that sometimes I'm not appealing, usually because I don't know it.

You should try figuring out Gower's riddle. It divines your future, pretty neat trick.

It happens when the new people behave like bitches, in one or more senses of the word.

Just checking, are you referring to a stereotype here, how noobs here tend to be, or are you talking about someone specific?

Well you see, I was responding to a statement in the post that mine was written in response to. That's how conversations usually work, among the neurotypicals.

Pardon me, I don't understand that. Could you rephrase please?

Maybe the new thread title will help.

Lol

Never mind, forgot what the question was.

Is the answer a husband?

Why did you give away the answer like that?! 

What's the answer!!?! I hate it when people leave hints that don't tell you anything

Since there are a lot of sarcasm in this thread and in the forums in general, I do not know it this is a genuine question or not (I'm not the best at social cues, if you can tell...) But I'm going to answer it regardless. After scrutinising the riddle for a bit (I can't believe I did not guess it right away, the title was a giveaway), I think I've solved it. The answer is BAND 

I'm made of rubber (rubber band), or march with brass;(Musical bands)

I hold back the hair of a fetching lass;(Hairbands)

Bilarro's were iron (this required a bit of web browsing, but the answer is the same); on a bride's hand, I flash.(wedding bands)

And what will you soon be, alas? (banned)

Oh, and if this is sarcasm...perhaps this would save other people a few seconds of their time trying to figure it out?

She was responding to Chris' post, but there are some people that apparently didn't get Gower's riddle (the OP, for one...) and this is as good as explaination as they could get.