Man, I'm genuinely vexed here. I can't even begin to fathom even the broadest metaphor that begins to describe what a piddly punctured whoopee-cushion of a comeback this was. I had to reread it a few times to believe my tired eyes. This post actually hurt me to read, not because of its insulting content, but because of how aggressively pitiful it is. I still almost refuse to believe it, it just doesn't make any sense. The weakness displayed here brings to mind images of baby birds tied in knots- Or 90 lb men with concave biceps. I struggle to comprehend how we (allegedly) share a species, though it's really no wonder he's made peace with the fact that people prefer the company of literally anyone else to him. And so fervently, too.