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It is useless to PM you at this point. Who can say what account you're even on? They never last more than 5 minutes. For the past week or so most of what you've been doing has been so far beneath my notice, that it may as well have been 18 different, smaller retards running around on the forums to me. Perhaps I was so busy shitposting elsewhere that I felt my attention could be spent on better things. Or perhaps in my worry-filled older years I simply did not wish to come to terms with the fact that all of these deeply retarded acts were the product of a single, deranged twelvie with a stunted mind. But then I actually read through the thread about looking at womanbutt in a grocery store, and the realization came crashing down upon me like a cow turd after the carnival gravitron turns off.

So I guess I have to ask, Cool or whatever your username is going to be, why are you retarded? How did you become this way? What the hell is motivating you to be this retarded? And how the hell do you persist in becoming more rather than less retarded with each passing banishment? There have been some real retards here in the past, but you have to be one of the stupidest motherfuckers I've seen in at least 5 years. What brings a man this low? What abhorrent chain of events leads one of God's alleged creations to try and impress a writing site with blatant plagiarism of a meme game and then 6 lines about ogling ass at a walmart and pretending that's how strangers talk to one another? What foul and contemptible impetus brings an absolute creature like you to sext a 6 year old in a wheelchair just because her profile picture is a woman? Of all the things you've done here, the only correct call you've ever made on this website was to call me on the admin abuse help line, and I suspect even that was an error born of unholy luck. There's no way somebody with your meager cunning actually had the awareness to intuit that I would be a relatively neutral admin because I never paid enough attention to you to understand the depths of your despicable nature. I had closed my eyes to a situation I did not wish to acknowledge, and for my sinful ignorance, I was nearly USED! How dare you, sir. Go straight to hell, I say!

Perhaps you should include an audio version of this one, you know, just in case?

Let’s get this straight. My username is SJK123, my initials, I am a girl, and I’m 17.

I was trying to make a friend with freshoutoftheoven. I am not a retard and have nothing to do with ‘cooltard’.

I believe none of these things, not least because you are the same kind of retard.

Unique Names: Hello12345, , Heyheyhey1, 56789, hello987654321, Hey987654321, Shitty987654321, heyheyhey987654321, fuckinghell, ieatpoopfr, ShinyEmerald, AwesomEmerald, Hello1928, HappyEmerald, ShittyEmerald, Sjk567


Those sexually dressed women do get around.

Oh man, we were gotten good. I can't believe I was so easily bamboozled!

You were not bamboozled. I am telling the truth.

I don’t know what is up with ISentinelfuckingPenguinI.

If anything, he’s the retard.

https://chooseyourstory.com/story/shopping~252c~2bbut~2bfor~2bwhat~253f


Well, if "she" isn't Cooltard, she was either plagiarizing his sexual woman butts, or claiming them as her own, and both are equally products of a damaged mind.

And while she's free to eat all the poop she likes, I also prefer to not be informed.

Stop posting and start being productive unless you want to keep getting banned. If you weren't retarded you would've figured that out by now. 

Last I heard Fresh wasn't interested in your lesbian shenanigans so you've failed on that front as well.

My reputation as a "nice" person on this site may be in danger.

If you really aren't Cooltard, I'm very sorry. However, my response to your writing was genuine. Your excerpt was cringey. It sounded like it was written by a man in the 1800s who had never spoken with a woman in his life and considered himself God's gift to females. And what I said in the message still stands- it has the same vibes as a 14-year-old sexting an AI bot.

I encourage you to try again, and stay away from the forums until things calm down. IF and ONLY if you aren't Cooltard, we can be friends, as long as that's something you still want.

Keep writing! Just maybe try to write things that are realistic, and not nice-guy fantasies.

Don't be friends with shit eating whores. This one is banned forever anyway, if they're 17 there's no hope for them. ("Her" first account on the site was called "fuckshitpoopdamn", they've been trolling from the beginning and don't have being a tween as an excuse for any of the fucktardery.)


Cooltard has more of a chance of growing up some day and not being obnoxious anymore, he was just banned for not shutting up.

"She" is SEVENTEEN?

Goodness, I thought "she" was like 13, and my thoughts were "I was cringey when I was younger, maybe she just needs help", but if she's my age then you're probably right, there's no hope

Wow. I read your comment about me being friends with you, I thought, “finally, someone who understands!”

But, no. Turns out EVERYONE on this website is fucked up.

I really thought you weren’t kidding about us being friends. :(

Piece of shit.

And I’m not cooltard. Jeez, everybody thinks that.

Nobody thinks you're cool.

Everyone definitely thinks you're a tard though.

Okay, Sherb and I have been deep diving into IPs to do some research, and because it doesn't matter anyway I'll go ahead and give SJK this one.

Cooltard was banned for being an annoying kid who couldn't shut up, and SJK will be officially declared a distinct and far more disgusting shit brained, shit eating lesbian whore who happened to show up around the same time.

I don't want to think of some random kid as being associated with this much more perverted kind of retardery if there's any chance they're innocent.

Bummer....

I have been busy with multiple projects lately and have missed the retard circus.  Hopefully, I will be able to catch the next one.

There's not been that much to it, just a typical annoying twelvie who got banned for being annoying and then made a bunch of alts, and then an IP of his happened to cros with that of a grosser and more perverted idiot who was being banned around the same time and also made a bunch of alts.
(https://chooseyourstory.com/forums/writing-workshop/message/29736)

It was just a Cloudflare IP as Sherb has discovered, the mistake has been noted, and they're both still banned.

Who the frick is cooltard

This username had so much potential. What a shame it wasn't taken by someone with more than 2 braincells.

If it’s a private game, why post it here?

Because that's not what the point of the game was, you perverse waterhead.

This kind of thread is what keeps me coming back here.

What's peculiar about trolls is that they are stimulated by any response and all attention. The only thing that they abhor is being entirely ignored.

Or it's just akin to 80's prank calling. First, you fixate on some nonsense, such as finding Richard Head MD is actually in the phonebook. Second, your group of delinquents bombard the number with calls, demanding to speak with Dr. Dick Head, until he gets on the phone after the 10th call. Hilarious stuff.