Damnit! Although...
I have a website that I used to sell some ornaments a few years ago, and I am willing to sell other things on it as well. I'd have to ask my parents, of course, but I am willing to use it for CYS merch if they are willing.
Of course, they probably wouldn't like any offensive stuff sold (sad, I know), but they might say yes if stuff like that isn't brought up/used/sold, etc.