Damn!... I had all of my favorite quotes typed up in my cpu, and now the file's gone!
Let's see...
"None are most hopelessly enslaved then those who truely believe they are free" - John Milton
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"No, kids. I don't hate your mom, it just won't be sad when she dies." - Homer J. Simpson
"Hey, hey, man. Bitches runnin' wild" - Steve Carell, 40-Year-Old Virgin.
"It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it." - (?)
"No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer. No one will enter the New Age unless he will take a Luciferian Initiation." -David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations
"*sigh* Yeah, I almost got banned for
destroying an old man." - Me
"
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear." - Mark Twain
"
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." - Ambrose Bierce
"
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time." - Mark Twain
"
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." - Tupac Shakur
"
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem." - Milton Friedman
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." Homer J. Simpson
I know this is a lot, but believe me, there were
many more...